NAT CAN'T SWIM! The first officer had to go into the muck and water and rescue him. Some time later Officer 1 returns, soaking wet and covered in mud. He looked kind of mad but kind of amused at the same time. He talks to me and Sunshine about what to do if ever we think someone has stolen from the store so it was a very informative conversation. He then asked me to step outside the store because I had some paperwork to fill out and they believed they found his vehicle. Now all this time I hadn't stepped out of the store, so I was surprised to see at least 4 cop cars with lights and a small crowd gathered gawking and half a dozen officers. Inside his car, brazenly sitting in the passenger seat was not only my missing controller but nearly $200 other items from my store! I got to sign all kinds of fun paperwork and had to go to the court to fill out more paperwork.