I work in a grocery store and when we bag groceries we normally wrap all chemicals and cleaning products in a plastic bag. That way, if we decide to bag them with food products, in the event that the chemicals break open and spill, then it won't spill all over the customer's food.
Well this one bitch decided she wanted nothing to do with plastic bags that day and as I was bagging up her dish soap in plastic, she rips it out of my hand, throws it into a bag in her cart and then proceeds to scream at me for using plastic bags.
What she didn't know is when she threw the soap into the bag, it busted open, spilling all over her other groceries.
I saw it while she was still at the checkout stand but refused to say anything about it because she was being such a bitch. I watched her walk all the way to her car and couldn't help but smile when she started putting her groceries in the trunk of her Bentley Continental GT's (basically a $200,000 car) trunk and ended up spilling soap all over and inside it. Her face was priceless.