My place has more than just jackass crusty problems, we have elevator problems up the kazoo. We have tons of grampas is hustling (relatively) to the elevator and puts out his cane to stop the doors. He fails on putting it in far enough, jams the door and the car up good. That's about a quarter of our elevator problems. The rest of the time its the elevators being cheap POS.
Another time, I got caught in a car that just broke down. I've been to so many, it was just radio it in, and start taking notes. I got out when maintenance just reset the car.
However, our most embarrassing incident happened a few days ago when a new hire for the back office got stuck. We did the usual call the elevator company and ask if he needed anything and to shout out if he had any medical issues crop up, etc. We actually have a script, and I have it memorized, that's how often we have elevator issues.
I see the car come back online briefly and summon it to me. The guy stuck inside gets up and asks me, "Hey, where are the stairs? Its my first day and I don't feel like taking the elevators anymore."
I would wish the elevators where you are are better than mine, but there aren't many where they are worse.