And then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the Plan was without substance.
And darkness was upon the face of the Workers.
And they spoke amongst themselves, saying:
"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh."
And the workers went unto their Supervisors and said:
"It is a pail of dung, and none may abide the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying:
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength."
And the Directors spoke amongst themselves, saying to one another:
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him:
"This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the
company, with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon the Plan, and saw that it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how Shit happens.
I remember one day at work I was kinda having a miserable day. Custy bitchiness was at an all time high. This lady comes into the store with a pen and a note card, I figured it was a shopping list.
But she had actually drew a rough sketch of me and wrote, "Thank you for being your neat self and keeping your true love alive."
It made me feel really good and appreciated, and I thanked her profusely when she bought a chocolate milk.
I later found out she was homeless. When you have so little, what you do give means that much more.
From Reddit:70s Lego had the right idea...
I had a custy the other day ask, "If I bring you more business what will you do for me?"
I replied, "Nothing, there's no special discounts."
He tried the whole, "But jewelry stores do it."
I raised an eyebrow and pointed out the obvious. "We are not a jewelry store. Here's what I CAN do for you..."
Apparently buy five, get one free is not enough.
If you were in your car and noticed a $100 bill on your windshield would you jump out to get it?
Most people would, possibly thinking it's a holiday gift from a stranger. But officials say it's likely a scam. Authorities in Maryland are warning people about the potential for this kind of scam, particularly around the holidays.
Officials say when the driver exits the vehicle to grab the bill and leaves the car door open, a thief has the opportunity to steal the vehicle.
Karen Straughn, Maryland Assistant Attorney General - Consumer Protection, wants the public to be aware of it, as reported by ABC affiliate WJLA-TV in Washington. Straughn said an unknown resident, during a public information safety session in Baltimore County, informed her of one incident, but Straughn said she has not seen a police report about it.
"But because it's something of a frightening nature, if this happens to someone, we hope they will take the proper precautions," Straughn told ABC News.
Straughn said she is aware that the scam is touted online as an urban legend, but she wants to warn the public as a precautionary measure.
For more information on this scam and others, check out ABCNews.com's full report.