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That is fucking horrendous.
I think I would fucking slap someone if they did that. There is NO reason to fucking shit your pants. Honestly.
Some days I think, Hmm, maybe I can go back to retail, it won't be so bad. Then I read these stories and scream LMAO


Ewww my stomach was heaving just reading that.

LA Retail Slut

I need a shower now.

I give the Poo Stories 5 stars! They are gross/funny...people can be unbelievably nasty!!!

Miserable Retail Slave

So sick! Why do people do this?


This isn't a fitting room horror story, but one day when I was working in the Music Dept. at the Barf and Hellhole (I'm sure you can figure out what store I really mean) some fucking kid, who was not a toddler (which makes it more understandable, but still wrong), but was probably 9 or 10 years old, decided to poop on the floor in one of the aisles in between DVD and CD racks. There was no explanation whatsoever for his behavior, nor did we get one, and after the kid was gone, we all avoided that area of the Dept. like the plague. No one wanted to clean it up, not even the managers, but two of them eventually got stuck with the job. At first, all they did was block off the poop area so customers couldn't go over, then after what seemed like a really long time they finally cleaned it up. I had to keep telling customers not to go over there because there was poop, which was real fun. And then after the managers cleaned it up, my co-workers and I still didn't want to go over there, and I avoided that area for the rest of the day, since thinking about what happened over there made me cringe. It amazes me how disgusting people can be, that's for sure!

SF Whore

I found poop behind the clearance rack. I wouldn't clean it up either. Housekeeping came. He had gloves...said it happens all the time! WTF?

Retail Therapy

Ewww, these stories are so disgusting. Thank God I don't have to deal with fitting rooms. Although I did have to clean up some kids piss. He just decided to wet himself while queuing with his mum for the checkout, in front of loads of other customers.
Piss I can deal with. Poo? Hell no!


This is not a fitting room horror story. I was working as a bagger for a large grocery store company that will remain nameless. an older homeless man was checking out in the lane I was working he didn't buy much I bagged up his Items gave him the bag and he started for the front door as I began to bag the items for the next person I started to smell crap. The customers started to complain about the smell one happened to looked down and saw a brown pile on the floor. Yep the old fart DROPPED A FUCKIN LOG RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE ONLY DAM CHECK OUT LANE OPEN AND THERE WAS 5 OR 6 OTHER PEOPLE WAITING TO CASH OUT, SO WE HAD TO MOVE EVERYONE OVER TO THE NEXT LANE, AND RESCAN THE ORDER ALL OVER AGAIN. I TOLD THE MANAGER THAT THE OLD MAN JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF THE CHECKLANE SO HE GOES OUTSIDE TO GET THIS DOUCHE, HE BRINGS THE OLD MAN BACK IN THE STORE TRESPASSES THE OLD MAN. AND THE OLD MAN SAID{ I DIDN'T I DID NOT DO THAT}.AND GUESS WHO HAS TO CLEAN UP THIS WONDERFULL FUCKIN PRESENT ME!!! THANK GOD FOR BEER.


This story is absolutely disgusting!!! At that point I would just be like "Get the FUCK out!!!"

Ugh. Once I went to use the public bathrooms for my store and saw a mother letting her 8 year old boy pee into the sink. And believe me, his aim wasn't very good.


How about finding a lady's sanitary pad all full of crappy blood.


Not quite poop in the fitting rooms, but I was doing recovery for a discount department store once, and the person who originally handed me the drink bottle didn't realize there was liquid in it, and I accidentally tipped some out, and me and my manager came to the conclusion that it was urine!

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