I hate hanging underwear!
Go-backs suck ass.
People are such pigs.
Why are hangars so fucking heavy?
Ouch, my head.
How much longer until break?
I think my balls just popped.
I can't feel my legs.
Tylenol please.
I know this phone is for customers, but my friend had an
accident with the step ladder.
Carts fucking suck.
I'm going to need a spatula and then I'm going home.
RHU NOTE:
Many peeps were harmed during this renegade photo shoot, BUT we are proud to report that absolutely NO messes - gooey or otherwise - were left behind for Retail Slaves of the bullseye to clean up. We would never do that to you.
I felt like a peep today...retail squashed the shit out of me!
Posted by: Freddy | March 22, 2008 at 12:21 AM
Yellow peeps are my faves, but not after they been run over by a shopping cart..hehe
Posted by: Jane | March 22, 2008 at 02:24 AM
Look out for the Easter Peeps!
Poor little picked on retail peeps.
Posted by: | March 22, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Easter is be kind to your peeps day.
Happy Peeps Day!
Posted by: | March 22, 2008 at 03:19 PM
LMFAO I LOVE THIS! Being a target team member makes this all the more hilarious because you know how funny it would be to be working and see that kinda stuff!
Posted by: Jessica | March 22, 2008 at 06:24 PM
As a Target Team Member I thank you for cleaning up. lmao but no seriously that is hilarious. I would love to see shit like that while working.
Posted by: Lauren | March 22, 2008 at 07:18 PM
Awwwwwwwwwww the peeps are so stinkin cute. Too bad they were subjected to such horrors LOL!
Posted by: Leyla | March 22, 2008 at 07:46 PM
People fucking SUCK!!!!!!!!!! Pigs.
Posted by: Regan | March 22, 2008 at 07:46 PM
That is full of win and awesome!
Posted by: the bagel of everything | March 22, 2008 at 10:14 PM
Wow....this is soooo fucking funny!!!! Good Job Freddy i almost peed myself...hahahaha I hate people!
Posted by: Carolanne | March 22, 2008 at 10:45 PM
As a slave to the bullseye, you hit the nail on the head. today was the worst/busiest/messiest day EVER, and this cheered me up once i got home!
Posted by: megzirra | March 22, 2008 at 11:45 PM
Being a slave of target's communist red shirt corporation for 5 years now, i must say this was awesome. those peeps perfectly represent how all retail workers feel around holidays, especially Easter (A.K.A. Christmas: the Sequel)
Posted by: joje wheels | March 23, 2008 at 01:13 PM
I feel like these peeps!
Posted by: BM | March 23, 2008 at 04:06 PM
Oh hell....that poor peep's balls
Posted by: Megan | March 23, 2008 at 05:24 PM
ha i'm so glad i switched over to backroom before the easter crapness
Posted by: xerox | March 26, 2008 at 05:22 PM