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April 28, 2008

Earthquake Retail Hell

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Freddy was born and raised in Reno, Nevada where for the last few weeks there has been hundreds of little earthquakes. Our hearts go out to all the poor Retail Slaves like the one in this pic who have to clean up Mother Nature's wrath.

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I'm so glad I'm not there...of course I do live in LA...and it was no fun cleaning up after our big one many years ago...

Damn. Earthquake huh? I thought it was evil customers.. Lol.

There is no difference between evil customers and earthquakes!!! LOL

Wonder what the LiQuOR AiSlE looks like?

....JaSoN will hElP clean it Up!

I'm right there with ya,Jason.

If an earthquake hit my store I would call out for a week! Haha.

I think that I would run home when nobody was looking and stay there forever.

I'm Obsessive-Compulsive. So cleaning the store would be fun compared to helping customers.

P.s. ...Did anybody on RHU see my movie?

....God,I was such a whiny,blond bimbo Bitch!

Wow, that looks like a super suck job.

Where I'm from, there are lots of floods. There was a store mom used to take me to every year for their flood sale. We'd buy up ruined merchandise for pennies on the dollar, clean it up, and use it.

I'd never thought about the workers who had to shovel up all that vile, stinking mess.

Fronting shelves was the worst job ( no - cleaning floors at Xmas in a town with snow + salt.. that was worst)

This picture is reliving my "fronting" horrors

AAAAHHHGGGGGG

I was born and raised in So Cal so I can empathize.
Except for the fact that as a customer, not a retail slave, I DON'T have to clean it up. bwahahahhahah

ahem...am I kicked out yet?

I am so tired of finding the fitting rooms a mess.. They walk out and give the look of "who me?" They blame it on some twister...Yea you bitch...Pick up your shit this ain;t the Holiday Inn!

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