Wal-Mart Bitch Customer Gets Told
A Retail Slave in Los Angeles sends us this funny Wal-Mart story that could almost be one of our Comeback Lines. We have no idea if any of this tale's origin or if it's true, but we certainly applaud how this Retail Slave handled it....
"A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenties at them allthe way through the entrance.
The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice Children you have there. Are they twins?"
The woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no they ain't! The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?'
"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am,' replied the greeter. I just couldn't believe someone would sleep with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'"
If you know who this greeter is, tell them to contact us and we'll give them the RHU Retail Balls Medal of Honor.
I couldn't have written a better line myself! Props!
Posted by: Freddy | April 29, 2008 at 10:07 PM
Yeah. Way to go on 'slamming that BiTcH customer. .....would of liked to see her face after that inSuLt!
.....P*R*I*C*E*L*E*S*S*
Posted by: JaSoN.....RhU | April 29, 2008 at 11:04 PM
Oh my God. I can't believe that the employee said that. I wonder if they got fired? ......very funny...LOL
Posted by: Jennifer | April 29, 2008 at 11:08 PM
I work for my parents. It's a family business. If customers walk in being very demanding and rude,I do not hesitate and I verbally "slam them down". Right back at them.
...what are they going to do? Have me FIRED!
Posted by: Patricia | April 29, 2008 at 11:15 PM
When I walk into 'trailer trash stores',I demand that every employee bow down and kiss my rich ass! Or lick the dogshit off my platform shoes ....Why? Because I'm better than them.
I am a TALENTED ACTOR who lives in Beverly Hills and makes GREAT FILMS....NEVER made 1 bad picture,YET!
Posted by: SYLVESTER STALLONE...(aka: SLY !!! ) | April 29, 2008 at 11:27 PM
I doubt it's true, but it doesn't make it any less funny. lol
Posted by: Lori | April 30, 2008 at 04:53 AM
Oh snap!
Posted by: the bagel of everything | April 30, 2008 at 08:51 AM
LOL!!! This was amazing! I wonder if I'd get fired for saying something like that... :-)
Posted by: Ashley | April 30, 2008 at 06:19 PM
O M G THATS GREAT :)
Posted by: Leyla | April 30, 2008 at 06:20 PM
O SNAP Hehe. Fat cow. I would love to say that to some people.
Posted by: Regan | April 30, 2008 at 06:21 PM
LMAO....NIIIIIICE....I wish I could say some shit like that to some of my customers. unlike my store manager, I actually have to be nice to them....he on the other hand, gets to lay it to um...
Posted by: AJ | April 30, 2008 at 07:26 PM
Oh snap!! Damn....you go Wal-Mart slave!!
Posted by: Megan | April 30, 2008 at 10:19 PM
HAHAHAHA, that's fucking priceless. I wish I could have seen the look on that nasty bitch's face! Hell yea Wal-Mart Slave!
Posted by: Kerry | May 01, 2008 at 06:09 PM
While a funny story, it is not true. That joke has been making the rounds of my internet mailbox for years.
Posted by: debbie | May 04, 2008 at 06:03 AM