Crying Bitch Customer Gets Told

The Wal-Mart story from a few days ago, inspired us at Retail Hell Underground to pay tribute to Retail Slaves who stand up to rotten customers. Thus we give you:The Retail Balls Award. If you tell a customer off, we want to know about it!!! There are no actual Retail Balls prizes yet, cause we are just punk-ass Retail Slaves, but you never know what the future holds. For now, the prize is sharing your retail war story with the world! Our very first RHU Retail Balls Award goes to Megan Tollison, a Retail Whore in Oklahoma. Congrats Megan. Great job! Here is her story:

So, I was scanning the pages of your wonderful blog and a story about my wasted 3 years at Hobby Lobby dealing with fucking crazy bitch soccer moms and grandmothers came to mind, and I must share it.

It was a day when I was the only cashier up front, because it was slow.

A woman came up and said, "I need to exchange this," or some shit and I said, "That's fine. You can leave it right here while you go look around."

So, her old wrinkled ass walked off, and then like 58,495,845 fucking people came up and I had to call like 4 more checkers.

Well, she came back up to the front, stood off to the side and went, "Uh....I need to exchange this. I was here first."

I said, "Actually, you have to go to the end of the line and wait.

Of course this caused her fucking head to spin off into another dimension. She asked me to call the manager to the front, and so I did so I could have someone to hold me back from slicing both her tits off.

I continued to check the other customers out, and then the manager got up there and she STARTED FUCKING CRYING!

I wanted to fucking kill her.

So, what did the manager do?

Told me to let her to go through ahead of everyone else.

So....the customer gave me that, "See bitch? I was right" look.

As soon as the manager walked off, I said under my breath but just loud enough for her to hear, "You are getting your way because you cried like a little bitch."

Before she could get a word out, I was done and I said, "Have a nice day!"

Megan, you have some awesome Retail Balls and we at RHU salute you!

If any of you Retail Slaves out there have Told a Customer - we want to hear it and maybe we'll give you a Retail Balls Award and post here on RHU! Send us your story on Myspace or to retailhell@flash.net

Comments

[Freddy]

Congrats Megan! Well done. You told the bitch.

[Kerry]

My last day in Retail Hell, I will be a bitch right back to every customer who is an asshole to me. I can't wait for that day. I just wish I could do it now. Good job, Megan!

Personally, I think we all deserve awards for putting up with these douchebags and NOT cursing them out, haha. =)

[Jane]

Amen to that Kerry! I feel the same way. I did call a guy an ass once..

[Ashley]

Bwahahaha. Sweet revenge. :-)

[what's a donzer]

I love this. I love that it was Hobby Lobby. I love that in my head, she was exchanging rubber stamps and hot glue sticks.

A perfect winner!

[William]

Women,in general,are PRO'S in MaNipULatiON and HEAD GAMES. ....BUT I "JUST LOVE IT" when another woman smells 'THAT BULLSHIT' coming from a mile away! ....And calls the BITCH on it!

......Way to go MEGAN!

[JaSoN...Rhu]

....I am drinking my WHISKEY and eating my COCOA PUFFS....L*M*A*OFF.

....Retail HELL has a special HOT SEAT for YOU!!!!!

******* CONGRATS **********

[Carolanne]

Jason...greedy alki...you better share your Whiskey and Cocoa puffs...
Megan - you are my hero! Keep it up! Just don't get fired!

[Leyla]

Woo! Go Megan! She's one of my best buddies :) I love her :D

[Regan]

Good!!! Lol. Fucking crying bitches. Ugh. Reminds me of the time I said "fuck you" to some bitch lol. It's in one of my blogs ;)

[Mega]

*takes a bow* Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week. Try the veal.

[Megan]

Oops, I misspelled my name! UGH! haha