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May 07, 2008

Do You Work Here? Comeback Lines

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Love the puppy growling!

I hate when customers ask that...

I think 90% customer are stupid asses...I also think that may be my next RHU topic..if I can stop gritting my teeth long enough!

Customers are like dogs. They both need training!

"No I don't work here. I am just chilling in the middle of the store with my dog..." Lol..

My dad is an auto mechanic, so he's often working under a car, hands covered in grease and in uniform, everything obvious. And yet he gets these stupid people who walk up to him and ask, "Do you work here??"

My dad actually snapped back like this recently ("No. I'm just some guy who wandered in here and decided to fix cars for the hell of it."), and the customer puffed up and screamed that my dad "just lost himself some business." My dad, ever the awesome guy he is, just went back to work, leaving the moron sputtering.

Sometimes the service industry is just as bad as Retail Hell.

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