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May 02, 2008

Fitting Room Door Sign

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I Can think of many many many wonderful way to assist my "guests" in that little room. all I need is a little duck tape, a sharp knife, and a hefty bag

If you're going to photoshop, at least turn the text to fit the page...

Regarding photoshop comment:
But then you'd have to tilt your head and that my cause you to injure yourself.
I tried turning the text and I didn't like because it was too perfect...is so I took creative license
More-over who actually cares? It's satire dude...We've been doing fitting room door signs now for three months.....
I actually like that's it's fucked up cause retail and customers that shit in fitting rooms are fucked up...

I like the fitting room signs off like this..

Haha, I like this one. Mostly cause it's true...
And seriously, the signs look better off-center. =)

Lol. People are funny.. bitching about text being off centered. Go fuck yourselves.

I have heard many stories of people defacating in the fitting rooms. Did I pick the right word? Lol..

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