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May 05, 2008

New Merchandising Technique?

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...naw...just the aftermath from a bunch of Piggy Shoppers who seem to think THE FLOOR is where the clothes belong. However, RHU would like to point out that, this CAN become a new merchandising technique if there are no Managers or Assistants about to force you into cleaning it up. Maybe the Customers will learn to shop from the floor since they like to throw things on it.

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I like the idea of the Customers shopping from the floor...

Why do people throw things on the floor..it just pisses me off.

Fucking scary!!!!!

I like that idea too. That's where they belong, beneath our feet with the rest of the dirt and scum of society. =D

Don't forget to put "THUMB-TACKS and "RAZER-BLADES underneath the clothing before they (CuStOMerS) start shopping!

....Ha Ha Jason u are funny!

....I like throwing clothes on the floor!

....what really makes me 'Laugh out Loud' and 'Giggle' with joy is watching MY MAIDS and SERVANTS PICK THEM UP! HAHAHA...HEHEHEEEE!!!

I love you guys! Reminds me of my own retail hell -years and years of it while I put myself through college. I cry because I laugh so hard at you kids.

I think people SHOULD shop from the floor. Their shit always ends up there...

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