Retail Hell Merchandise
We wanted to vomit our shitty mall food lunch when we saw this:
If you don't know who this is plastered all over these stacked mugs for sale, let us tell you, but we warn you, if you become enraged or nauseous by anything connected to George W. Bush, perhaps you should go check on Obama's status. The smiling couple on the mugs is Georgie's daughter Jenna Bush and, as of today, his son-in-law, Henry. Apparently their wedding in Crawford, Texas has spawned businesses to sell commemorative souvenirs.
We're like you've got to be fucking kidding us right?
Nope, check these out:
Yes, it's a fucking mouse pad of Jenna and Henry. So gross. Freddy's mouse told him if he puts that underneath him he is running away.
These weird looking things are described as leather decoratives. Huh? Jason said they look like dog chew toys.
Fucking Jenna and Henry ornaments. Gag. Who gives a shit? Carolanne is reaching for her hammer.
Jenna and Henry buttons. Barf. Regan said if she has to ever look at this pic again she is going to gouge her eyes out!
WTFFFFFFF? We don't know that these fucking things are with the cancer sugar stuffed in them. Just plain sick and psycho.
And yes...another fucking mug! Believe it or not there's a crapload more souvenirs available, but seriously we did not want to put you through anymore visual torture. The reason for this RHU exercise with Retail Hell Merchandise is to point out that it could always be worse somewhere else.....imagine if you had to look at this shit every day? Or move it around and re-merch it every day? Or mark it down? Or have a customer bitch at you because there are no more Jenna and Henry heart mugs. Yes, there are many other worse Retail Hells out there, and this is one.
I would rather be selling dildos and vibrators.
Posted by: Carolanne | May 10, 2008 at 02:50 PM
They look like pure evil...direct from Stepford.
Posted by: Freddy | May 10, 2008 at 02:51 PM
Okay, I'm gonna spew chunks right now. What kind of shitty merchandise is this???
Those things will probably only sell in Texas, and only to a few of her father's...Ahem...contributors- all very nice and legal- They buy 10,000 of these fuckin' mugs and you get EPA off your back for dumping pollutants into the environment- Courtesy of Daddy Bush.
And what the hell are those "leather Decoratives" What a fuckin' waste of good leather. Poor cows had to die for that shit!
Posted by: Eric C. | May 10, 2008 at 07:26 PM
O M G.....
Posted by: Leyla | May 10, 2008 at 09:28 PM
I would fucking break one of those mugs and slice my goddamn throat..
Posted by: Regan | May 10, 2008 at 09:29 PM
Does anyone know if the mouse pad comes in pink?
Posted by: Paris Hilton | May 10, 2008 at 09:50 PM
Wow, those are crap.
Posted by: the bagel of everything | May 11, 2008 at 04:09 AM
That seals it. Next time I get married I'm going to market myself. I plan to retire on the honeymoon videos.
Posted by: Nona | May 11, 2008 at 07:59 PM
jenna did something other than girls gone wild? i guess that's cause for celebration....
Posted by: damien | May 11, 2008 at 10:16 PM
fuck....that is fucking disgusting. I fucking hate Bush and his whole family. I am so glad I am not from Texas....and I am so glad Bush is not from Oklahoma. Dear God...I'd probably kill myself....or him....uh oh! better not say that....the government will be after me.
Posted by: Megan | May 14, 2008 at 10:27 PM
I'm feeling a bit queasy right now...
Posted by: medstudentwife | May 16, 2008 at 04:43 PM