Women Who Need Buying Permission From Men Make Me Want to Beat Some Sense Into Them with My Dior Pumps

Hey there bitches, we are still working on getting through the shitty sale time but something had to be said about all the women customers out there who need approval from men when they buying clothes.

It really pisses me off and you women really need to grow a set!

I mean come the fuck on, it's 2008, not 1948! You work hard for your money! If you want to spend $400 on embroidered jeans, no one should tell you otherwise. It's your goddamn money. You're not telling him he shouldn't be buying that $500 gun rack or $1000 useless GPS system.

Almost on a daily basis I have a woman come in to return and say "My husband didn't like it" or "My husband said I cant have this!"

I'm sorry, your husband just said, "You can't have this?" I just want to jump over the counter and shake them and say, "What the fuck do you mean your husband said you can't have these jeans! You need to slap the shit out of him and bring down the rain by telling him there will be a mountain of stuff he won't be able to have if he doesn't get off your ass. And the first thing you take away is the blow jobs. Believe me, it won't be seconds before he's taking you and your new jeans out to dinner."

Fuck your husbands and grow some fucking balls! If you can't then you sure as fuck need to stop wasting all my time having me give you my fashion advice and product knowledge, show you every goddamn thing in the department, and basically hold your fucking hand for an hour while you decide what you want, and then you bring it back into the store a week later and tell me some fucked up shit like your "Husband didn't like it!" Who cares whether or not he fucking likes your new Jimmy Choo stilettos? If you fucking like them keep them! The douchebag won't be wearing them. Or Maybe he will.

And while I'm bitching about controlling husbands, another thing that sends me into a retail rage is when I've been helping some whiny bitch for an hour and she says, "Oh, I don't know maybe I need to call my husband and get his opinion first." You have got to be fucking kidding me, what the fuck? Are you in kindergarden? Are you so fucking retarded and color blind you can't make your own clothing decisions? There is nothing I hate more than women without independence and opinion. Unless you're going to tell me your husband is Alexander McQueen, Ralph Lauren, or Oscar de la fucking Renta, I suggest you go find your own style.

Anyway that's really all I should say about this for now. Fuck permission seeking, indecisive woman and their asshole men. I'm off to the fucking bar!

Comments

[Freddy]

You nailed that Carolanne, I hear this shit all the time.

[Kerry]

Amen to that!

[retail slut texas style]

SO TRUE!!!! lol f** these crazy women and their asshat husbands!

[Retail Male]

Another thing you aren't seeing, is that it could be the woman is simply embarrassed to be putting something back, or realizing she can't afford it so she places the blame on the husband.

Not that there aren't a controlling minority of dickwads out there. Just another thing to think about.

[Freddy]

You are right Retail Male..I've seen that a lot too....

[Melissa]

That reminds of me of the women who sign their names on their checks "Mrs. MyHusband." Hello? Did you give up EVERYTHING when you got married? Can you not even keep your first name?

[Regan]

Yeah that's obnoxious. I will NEVER be like that. Mainly because I can throw it back to my fiance and say "Well, did you REALLY need that BOAT!?!?"
LOL. Or "Did you really need that pistol? For hunting! When you have like 3 other guns! And a bow!" LOL.
Unnecessary shit. Lol. Sorry. I must dress myself. That is more important than objects like that lol.

[Regan]

Yeah that's obnoxious. I will NEVER be like that. Mainly because I can throw it back to my fiance and say "Well, did you REALLY need that BOAT!?!?"
LOL. Or "Did you really need that pistol? For hunting! When you have like 3 other guns! And a bow!" LOL.
Unnecessary shit. Lol. Sorry. I must dress myself. That is more important than objects like that lol.

[JaSoN....RhU]

There she GOES...AGAIN! ....I think it's SEEEEEEXXXXY when CORN-HOLE CAROLANNE gets a BUG ...Up Her AsS!

....I GIVE THAT RANT 4 DOUCH-BAGS, a Golden- NIPPLE RING and 1 BIG BANANA in your POOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carolanne]

OMG Jason Im going to shove that Banana in your pooper along with my Manolo heel. Fuck You and your golden nipple rings!

[Kelly]

OH MY GOD you know how many times I've thought this exact same stuff when I see some lady holding up outfits in the womens clothes and the husband is standing there shaking his head or saying "too much skin" or "you are not wearing those shoes". WHAT THE HELL. Who dressed you before your husband came along?? And I hate seeing women dragging their reluctant boyfriends and husbands clothes-and-shoe shopping with them. I mean can you not see the guy is in agony?

[Stevie]

I agree that husbands should get no say if they are not the ones paying for it but the only woman I know who is told what she can and cannot buy makes practically no money cause she works like 20 hours a week only and then tries to buy designer clothes, purses, and shoes as well as hang out in expensive gift shops. So really it's quite often legit that these men force returns. and from what I have seen in retail is that a good number of returns are because they used the item to look rich or stylish or whatever theyre aiming for and then bring them back with an excuse like the whole "my husband said no" or "it doesn't match as well as I had hoped.

[sallyandjack]

I get this far to fucking often.
A women comes into may store a couple days ago looking for a pair of jeans because "my man says I need a pair"..um ok. then i hear this "I hate jeans theyre so uncomfortable. Im going to have to try on all the jeans you have and I probably still wont find a pair i like."
Seriously. Then fucking tell him you dont like jeans and dont buy them. Why do you have to whine at me, try on all(ok not all but over 20 fucking pairs - riddiculous)of the fucking jeans I sell in 2 sizes cause you know, the material changes with size - uhhh WTF?I should have taken my break when the first thing she did when there are 4 people on the floor, shortstaffed and busy - "um ya, HELLLLLLLOOOO is anybody in this store hear to help customers or do i HAVE TO LOOK MYSELF?" but nooo like a good retail slave I wented a helped her and then spent at least 20 minutes cleaning up her fucking mess.

[katelyn]

I have to admit, I seek permission from my boyfriend quite often. Only because I am the biggest motherfucking impulsive buyer on this planet and I need an outside source tell me I don't need it cause...I really don't. And never has he told me what I can and can't wear. I would beat the everloving shit out of him for that.