Retail Hell Underground: Sale Name Translations

January 16, 2009

Sale Name Translations

There are plenty of lame sale names. We did some investigating and found the real translations of famous sale names:

The White Sale = Metallic Rust Sale

Early Bird Sale = Hungry Vulture Sale

12 Hour Sale = 12 Minute Sale

Last Call Sale = Let's Get Drunk Sale

Parking Lot Sale = Skid Row Sale

Half Yearly Sale = Half Scary Sale

One Day Sale = One Year Sale

Pre Season Sale = Pre Ejaculation Sale

The Private Sale = The Prick Sale

Employee Discount Sale = Employee Financial Disaster

Sale Semi -Annual Warehouse Sale = Semi-Nightly Whorehouse

Sale Clearance Sale = Landfill Sale

Friends and Family Sale = Freaks and Fools Sale

Blow Out Sale = Blow Me Sale

Big Brown Bag Sale = Big Bag of Shit Sale

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And then there's the Pre-Selected-Half-Week-Secret-VIP-Shopper Sale also known as The Hari Kari Special

Posted by: Spritzy | January 16, 2009 at 09:37 PM

You forgot one,

After Holiday Sale = After Helliday Sale

Posted by: DGSUCKS | January 22, 2009 at 09:39 AM

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