When Customers piss you off,
give them your Retail Finger!Retail
Finger is when we shoot a bad Customer our middle finger without them noticing! How many of you have done this before? Oh yeah, we thought so.
If you haven't, give it a try! Just pretend
to be scratching your nose, brushing your hair back, massaging your temples, straightening your name tag - all with your fuck finger positioned just enough so you know you are giving them good old fuck off and die salute!
Giving
your nasty Custy the Retail Finger will make you feel loads better. Especially if you're not in a position to be able to tell them to get the hell out of your face before you beat them to death with the price scanner.
If your Custy notices your underscored bird signal and says, "Are you giving me the finger?"
Laugh it off and say, "I'm sorry what? Why would I do something like that? I had an itch to scratch." Or, "I sprained my finger opening boxes." (Then you can hold it up and wave it in the stupid asshole's face because now you have an excuse!)
Secretly giving Custys Retail Finger is a great instant stress reliever. Make your retail moment go from hellacious to retailicious, simply by the way you position your middle finger!
It's not recommended you give a Retail Finger like Jason's in the picture to the right. However, once they've turned their back on you to walk away, you can let your Retail Finger fly like a missile.
