Rude-ass Co-Workers

So today a woman walks up and starts ripping the clothes off the fucking sale rounder....

I asked the Piggy Bitch if she needs help. (or a trough)

She stares at me like I have three heads and responds with a very short and rude "NO!"

A few minutes later I see her with piles of clothes in her hands...

So I do my customer service duty and ask the dirty whore again.....

"Do you want me to start you a room?"

After a prissy little sigh, this is what the bitch says:

"I am counting sensors. I work for the company as a theft protection agent and all of these things have no sensors. And Your department just failed."

Well fuck me in the ass with a sensor!

I wanted to take the fucking sensors and turn her face into a dart board. I really could give two fucks about my department failing the sensor test.

Here I am trying to be all nice and offer great service and she turns out to be some security agent asshole.

Why didn't she tell me that in the first place?

I could have easily blown attitude right back at her, but nooooooo, I take the shitty high road and try to be a helpful teamplayer kiss-ass (Why? No fuckin clue. Maybe I needed caffeine). So, I let her know she doesn't have to hold the piles of clothes, she can leave them on the rack and count from there. 

I did this for two reasons - 1. It was ALL the NEW merchandise and none of it had sensors and she would have emptied the rack and made a huge mess, and 2. I didn't want her nasty greasy hands all over the thousands of dollars worth of new Marni - which I need to sell so I can eat next month!

I then asked the douche if I could help her sensor the rack and the bitch jumps down my fucking back and tells me she needed to count the pieces with no sensors before I could touch them. 

Before I touch them? What a fucking Sensor Nazi! I wanted her to touch my fists.

Dumbass bitch was too stupid to realize I was trying to help her....what is it with people?

Fuck rude co-workers who take their job too seriously! 

Comments

[J]

I had those at my last job.
I JUST brought out the new clothes and was putting sensors on them.
This bitch runs over "OMG THESE HAVE NO SENSORS."
Silly Sensor Nazis, Hitler would probably hate them.

[Green Boy]

Instead of cutting our hours, they should eliminate positions like "sensor nazis."

[I just look around]

I would have been like this:

"Okay; SensorNazi."
"Need any help SensorNazi?"

*Nazi chews you out*
"You'reareafail!BlahBlahBitch!"
"Okay I'll get on it; Thanks bye!"
*Leaves*

OR Even better.....

When Sensor Nazi looks away....
"HEIL SENSORS!"

But that's just me....

[Regan ... RHU]

Ugh!! Do they hire from outside for that shit?

[Anna]

...whatwhat? I'm confused. Sure I live in a different country, but I actually work for a theft protection company whose employees go to various shops and supermarkets to _put_ those sensors on products...but you instead have someone come in to tell you that you should have put them on?! To me that sounds like starting at the wrong end.