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November 28, 2009

Black Friday Hawaii Style



 

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Megan

I would probably be biting everyone within two inches of me.

Posted by: Megan | November 28, 2009 at 08:42 AM

RaleighRob

"Save Money Live Better" my ass! If this is living "better", then No thank you!

Posted by: RaleighRob | November 28, 2009 at 10:12 AM

Jit

This is madness!

..or Sparta. Take your pick.

Posted by: Jit | November 28, 2009 at 10:26 AM

Pharmacy_psycho

Simple solution... cattle prod! Can you tell I lived on a farm for 25 years? If they are going to act like animals, treat them like animals.

Posted by: Pharmacy_psycho | November 28, 2009 at 11:33 AM

Twink

Anyone notice the dude in the very front, with four of whatever that is in his arms? If that's what I think it is (looks like a couple of different things we had), it was supposed to be ONE per customer.

I'm grateful these were isolated incidents then, because we didn't have anything like this happen at the store I worked at (though I do have some interesting tidbits to pass along).

Posted by: Twink | November 28, 2009 at 11:45 AM

Retail Drone #37

That lady who was handing them out was the B.O.S.S. Haha. I loved the way she handled total chaos.

Posted by: Retail Drone #37 | November 28, 2009 at 11:59 AM

Lizzy

Good god, vultures!! I worked a Black Friday at Wally World 1 yr.... total chaos and hell....... never ever again!!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy | November 29, 2009 at 05:48 AM

Megsmaw

Thank fuck we don't have to put up with this every year in the UK! (just some occasional stampeeding at Primark and Ikea...)

Posted by: Megsmaw | December 01, 2009 at 05:10 AM

Megan

God, and I thought my job was shitty. At least I don't work at Wal-Mart.

Posted by: Megan | December 03, 2009 at 05:38 PM

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