Dear Customers,
A few things you should know:
Just because I work at Walmart, I am not the scum of the earth and
you cannot curse at me or treat me like dirt ... at least I'm getting
paid for spending time there, you're not.
If I say we can't cash an insurance check, don't stand there and
bitch about me to your friend in spanish, I don't know what you're
saying, but I can guess.
Don't complain about our fees or limits ... $3 is a hell of alot
cheaper than most places, and if you have a check for over $3000, what
the hell are you doing at Walmart with it? Do you seriously want to
carry that much cash around?
Do not wait until I shut the drawer to say "Oh, can you break this 20?"
If you need change, don't cut the line ... wait your damn turn
Don't bitch when I ask you to enter your social security number
... if you say "What if I don't want to?" then don't, I don't care, you
just won't get your check cashed.
The bright blue sign that says "Please wait here" was not put up
for shits-n-giggles, we don't want you standing right behind someone
while we're counting out their money, it's rude and you look like an
ass.
"The girl last Monday did it for me" doesn't work , because chances are I was the girl who told you no last week, too. If someone sends you $800 and doesn't add a test question, don't
tell me "I forgot my ID and I need the money" because you're SOL.
Please don't say "I hope it's not a problem that I don't have my
ID - my ID's expired - my check's dated for tomorrow" because it is a
problem.
"Well, they took my liscense away because I got another DUI, so I don't
have ID" Again, not my problem, you're the douchebag who drove drunk,
I'm still not cashing your check.
Don't try to guilt me into cashing a check I can't cash by saying
"I need the gas money" "I need this, I need that" ... working at
Walmart has made me a bitch, I don't care about your problems.
Also, if you're older than my dad and smell like cat piss, don't ask me if I'm single, because sweetie, we will NEVER happen.
If you think I'm pretty, I DON'T CARE, don't tell me, and DON'T
FUCKING POST IT ON CRAIGSLIST (yes, a customer actually posted a letter
to me on Craigslist, one of my coworkers saw it and showed it to me).
And don't try to add me on facebook or myspace, not happening.
And if you start out by saying, "Hey beautiful, how you doin'" chances are you want something I can't do, so fuck off.
It's been a long Retail Hell day,
Walmart Bitch
Gah I'm sorry about that last bit... what a creepy thing to find out about D|
Posted by: Dorian | November 12, 2009 at 10:03 PM
I work at a Walmart too (service desk) and we don't have a money center or a money order machine. So I get a double whammy. This is my life everyday, to the "T", so I feel your pain.
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