• Hey Retail Slaves! I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of RHU! This blog is for anyone in retail who needs to blow off steam or just have a chuckle about the insanity of it all!

    I'm hiding out here deep underground on the net with my two fellow Retail Slaves, Carolanne and Jason. We wear our skully masks to say whatever we want! Take on your own secret identity and join in on the bitching!

    Above is my funny memoirRetail Hell We all have retail stories to tell and these are mine, as a struggling screenwriter who ends up trapped selling handbags in a high-end department store called "The Big Fancy." If David Sedaris and Kathy Griffin had a baby it would be! You can see my alter ego, Freeman, on the other blog for the book by way of the navigation bar.

    Have a Retail Hell-Free day!

    Freddy


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November 14, 2009

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Spritzy

Yeeeeeesh! That mess makes me queasy. You can tell by the lined up horsies that the little girl there has been having fun wrecking the place for some time.

Megan

I hate those types of phone calls! Most of the time they have no sense of direction and they don't tell you where they are so that you could guide them better!

"Hello? How do you get to y'all's store?"
Umm...first of all, where are you?
"I don't know! I'm by a Walgreens!"
Really? There are several Walgreens in this city. Which one?
"The Walgreens with the rosebushes out front!"

Jit

Oooowww... my brrraaaiiiiin... the mess... the mess!!

Tony

What would be really fun (but probably get you in trouble) is just to give them random directions. "Sure, just go about a mile down the road turn left, go through three lights, turn right, then take the first left, stay on that road, we'll be on the right side next to the Chuck E. Cheese and Blockbuster... if you see the Burger King you've gone too far."

RaleighRob

It is a crying shame that in most US states' public school systems, you can graduate without ever taking a geography course. Instead of learning how to read a freakin' map, everyone just rather be told how to get someplace, or have their GPS do it.

Retail Drone #37

GPS makes people stupid. Look at a map and stop suing the GPS companies because you ran into a light pole.

Logan

Oh my god! The suggestion to give random directions cracked me up, because I had a coworker who did that once. He just rattled off driving directions with no idea where they may end up. I couldn't believe he did that, but he said if they couldn't even find the place, they also wouldn't be able to bitch at him.

Lepchin

That child.....*rants*

Excuse me.

Yeah I can't count the number of times people have tried to make me give them directions from where ever they live. I just tell them that they're better off going to google maps.

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