Grocery Store Rejects from Hellion:

Hey Retail Slaves! I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of RHU! This blog is for anyone in retail who needs to blow off steam or just have a chuckle about the insanity of it all!
I'm hiding out here deep underground on the net with my two fellow Retail Slaves, Carolanne and Jason. We wear our skully masks to say whatever we want! Take on your own secret identity and join in on the bitching!
Above is my funny memoirRetail Hell We all have retail stories to tell and these are mine, as a struggling screenwriter who ends up trapped selling handbags in a high-end department store called "The Big Fancy." If David Sedaris and Kathy Griffin had a baby it would be! You can see my alter ego, Freeman, on the other blog for the book by way of the navigation bar.
Have a Retail Hell-Free day!
Freddy

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Kudos to you for preventing a gooey mess!
Posted by: Spritzy | December 12, 2009 at 07:58 AM
What is it with people that they can't hand it to the cashier on the way out and say, "I've changed my mind". That way it can get sent back right away before something happens. Stores are set up to handle things like that! *bangs head on keyboard*
I was once *very* embarrassed to find out that my EBT card hadn't been recharged yet, and didn't have the cash to pay for it... actually, I was mortified! I offered to put all the groceries back myself, but the grocery store was great, and didn't make me feel like a total loser. I got it cleared up, and I still shop there even though there's another store closer now.
PUT YOUR SHIT AWAY PIGGIES OR HAND IT TO THE CLERK!
Posted by: Pharmacy_psycho | December 12, 2009 at 08:08 PM
THANK you Pharmacy Psycho! I find I'm CONSTANTLY having to tell people that put things on the candy racks, "If you don't want that, I'll be more than happy to take it for you so it doesn't clutter everything up over there." 1) It embarrasses them. 2) They feel bad.
Muahaha.
Posted by: Jit | December 14, 2009 at 09:01 AM