Douchy Custy Encounter

From Kympro:

I just got back from wading through the dregs of asshole shoppers to finish Christmas shopping and encountered this little gem of a shopper while waiting in line to pay.

I was shopping at a superstore whose name starts with 'M' and rhymes with "higher".

I go to an express lane with only like 3 people in line (score!). The women ahead of me have a bit more than the 12 items or less, but I shrug it off since it's fucking nuts in the store and I just want to go home with no problems.

They get their stuff scanned and then all hell breaks loose. Apparently, one of the women (a chick who looked like Elvira on crack and living in a trailer park) wanted to buy a rubber ball and an 'Avatar' action figure for her kid. She thought BOTH were marked as $2.

Take note, this is right after Avatar has come out. How many times is a toy from a high budget must see movie going to be on clearance RIGHT after the movie is released in theaters?

This is how it went down.

Custy: It was marked as $2 though!

Cashier: It's not ringing up as that.  I can call the toy dept. to override it; they have the code for that.

Custy: It's false advertisement! I guarantee WALMART wouldn't do this.

Cashier: (on phone waiting for toy dept) Just a minute ma'am and I can get this sorted out.

Custy: uhmmm.  Well never mind.  I just won't buy them.

Then she starts complaining how the cashier totaled her order without ringing up the bicycle her 16 year old is riding around on.

When it was time to pay, her card didn't go through.

The bitch, instead of saying, "oh, could you hold onto these items for me so that I can call my card company and let these people pay?" pulls out her cell phone and calls the company WHILE 10 people waited in line behind her!!!!

The company tells her that her card's invalid and she can't use it. Luckily the woman she was with footed the bill and they sauntered out.

Then when trying to go out the doors, the alarm goes off on them!! Everyone in the express lane was cracking up at the dumb bitch.

Karma's a bitch, ain't it!!

Kympro, former fast food and pet store slave

Comments

[Anna]

So...did the alarm go off accidentally? Had they actually stolen something, I'm sure everyone would have been pleased :D However, if it was a false alarm, I can imagine the bitch giving the cashier quite a bit of crap for that...

[Ashley]

"Custy: It's false advertisement! I guarantee WALMART wouldn't do this."

That part had me cracking up! We have hundreds of price checks a day in my Walmart because of customer reasons and the reasons that some tags aren't properly removed for other products, and I always check with someone else before just overriding prices.