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December 08, 2009

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Charissa

Hahaha! That sign is great. Honestly, the only thing that irritates me more than a rude customer is one that is waaaayyyy too chipper and holiday happy.

CheerfulChirps

Have a little fun. I sing Christmas songs all the time and I don't even celebrate Christmas, but I can't help getting into the holiday spirit. It's the only time of the year that we can be this cheerful; without people thinking we are crazy. LoL

Jit

What about Retailmas songs? =D

Wicca Rules!

Speaking of X-mas cheer....

...do you know there's a website that actually punishes stores for not being "jolly" enough during the Christmas season? No shitting, they're scoring stores for their "proper" display of Christmas spirit and Jeebus love and hassling the clerks who don't say "Merry Christmas" to 'em.

http://standforchristmas.com/

p.s. Hey, you Evangelical fundamentalist dipwads, the "reason for the season" is the Winter Solstice, not Christ. He was probably born in May, not December. December 25th is the Sol Invictus, or sun worship. It was a Roman Pagan holiday, arse-wipes, nothing to do with the birth of Christ.

p.p.s. Eid al-Adha (Festival of Sacrifice) is the commemoration of Abraham offering to sacrifice Isaac in the land of Moriah (Genesis 22:1-24) So quit saying Best Buy is the anti-christ for sending out a flyer on a Muslim holiday. Douchebags!

mudflapgirl

This sign speaks straight to my heart.After 10 years in retail I would rather listen to nails on a chalkboard than Rudolph the red fucking nosed reindeer.and why does it have to start before Halloween and last till the New Year?Pure torture.

Pharmacy_psycho

AAAARGH! At least I can say that the music at the pharmacy isn't ALL Christmas. One small reprieve. And no one seems to be singing to it... but there is this one cashier I just want to grab by her smock and plow her face in the snow if she doesn't stop with the "Happy Holidays!" every time she rings out a customer. I know you're supposed to have a smile on your face, but I work right by the front register, and it's like listening to the never-ending advertisement for the Jupiter Jack. Turn the cheerful down a peg! *tears hair out in clumps*

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