Well guys, I think I'm going to move to Vulcan.
All the rude people this week would make Hell look like a paradise.
First Encounter of the Douche Kind was a guy last Thursday.
I'm taking an order in Drive Thru when I keep hearing "Excuse me? EXCUSE ME!".
I keep
ignoring because, obviously, I'm fucking busy, but it gradually gets
louder and louder and louder.
I turn around, "YES!?"
It's a guy waiting in the garnish line, along with all of two other people.
"That's my burger up there!"
I reply with "Alright." What else am I supposed to say?
"Well, aren't you going to garnish it!"
"No, I'm trying to take an order in Drive Thru, there's one person in front of you now." I fucking hate people who think they're too special to wait three minutes.
Then on Friday, I'm on cash and an older man
comes in and yells "I came through the Drive Thru during lunch and you
missed a cheeseburger on my order!"
It's easily fixed, so I just ask
for the receipt and I can fix it.
"I didn't bring the receipt!" he
says.
Why wouldn't he bring a receipt? Oh right, because it's a con.
"I'm sorry sir, but I can't do anything without your receipt."
He asks
for my supervisor who comes up and tells him the exact same thing I
did.
"Well why would I bring a receipt?! Just give me my
cheeseburger!"
We obviously told him no and he rants about calling head office or something.
And now I have some photos for you!Yarp, that's ketchup. Nomnomnom.
Cool thing is that it was in the middle of the day, when there were zero teenagers or younger people in the restaurant. So it had to have been an adult. Mature.
Burger Bitch.
eww, who does that!? "oh yeah! I'm gonna just squirt ketchup all over the sink? Haha I'm so fucking funny!"
No you're not funny, that's gross, you're an adult, ACT LIKE ONE!
Posted by: Timekeeper's Twit | February 09, 2010 at 10:36 AM
Really...maybe they eat so much fatty food they start peeing condiments.
Posted by: Hanabi | February 09, 2010 at 01:14 PM
That is just sick. Oh shit I am so funny. Way to be an idiot. I hate people sometimes.
Posted by: Alexi | February 09, 2010 at 01:15 PM
Where I work, some genius put packets of ketchup under the toilet seat. When I sat down, it looked like a scene from a Friday the 13th movie.
Posted by: Joe the Cigar Guy | February 09, 2010 at 06:48 PM
@Joe; That's fucking horrible.
Could you imagine?
Friday the 13th: The Shit-tastic Sequel.
Posted by: Burger Bitch | February 09, 2010 at 07:43 PM
Sometimes I'm glad that all the condiments and stuff are far away from the counter at my restaurant.
Then I have to clean the condiment dispensers.
Posted by: Mouse Mastered | February 09, 2010 at 08:23 PM
I feel like such a redneck for picturing Vickie Guerrero...
Posted by: Tama | February 10, 2010 at 07:05 PM