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Christmas Song Massacre: Silver Bells = Piggy Hell

C27vx Another chainsawed Christmas song from Big Fancy Slave:

Hello again, fellow slaves.

I may as well record a retail remix album of rewritten Christmas songs! Seriously how awesome would that be if all our fellow slaves could have that or even somehow do a little switch of the store music...

Anyway here is a rewrite of "Silver Bells" called "Piggy Hell".

'm sure we all can relate to this mess.

 

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Piggy Hell, Piggy Hell


It's Christmess time, what a pity


Weapons I bring, hear me sing


Soon it will be over, I pray


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Crowded sales floor, messy sales floor

 

Drowned in holiday hell

 

In my gut there's a feeling of sickness

 

People trashing and harassing

 

Destroying aisle after aisle

 

And after every miserable hour you see

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Piggyhell

 

 

 

 

 

 

Piggy Hell, Piggy Hell


It's Christmess time, what a pity


Weapons I bring, hear me sing


Soon it will be over, I pray

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Piles of rejects, disheveled rejects


Carelessly tossed on the floor


As shoppers trample you to death over a sweater


Hear someone bitch like a wicked witch


Determined to make a huge scene


And above all this bullshit you see

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Piggy Hell, Piggy Hell


It's Christmess time, what a pity


Weapons I bring, hear me sing


Soon it will be over, I pray


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

--Big Fancy Slave

 

 

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Misanthropic Barista

*sniff* That's so beautiful!

Posted by: Misanthropic Barista | Saturday, December 25, 2010 at 08:01 AM

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