I know we've all got bills to pay and missing a days' pay really sucks, but JEEZUS! Two co-workers have recently dragged themselves into work. Here's what happened:
1.) They were late. That's not a huge deal, but when you've been told you can't leave the sales floor until your relief shows up AND your bowels are tying themselves in knots from last nights' chili feast, well...
2.) Vocally, they both were doing an amazing impression of Linda Blair in "The Exorcist", scaring the custys and me.
3.) Not that much actual work was done.
4.) After hearing just how horrible they felt for the hundredth time, I just didn't give a fuck!
I know I'm a bad person for saying that but, dammit, now I'VE got the crud. Helloooo NyQuil!
...and the dance goes on.
Joe the Cigar Guy