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Hello slaves!
I have a favor to ask all of you. Since I am one of the few without an RHU nickname and have been around these good ol' parts since the beginning, I am requesting suggestions for nicknames from the rest of the RHU slaves! =) I am quite bored with my plain old regular name, and would like a new one. I am terrible at this kind of thing, so I thought I'd ask all of you for you thoughts! Think you can help a gal out?
Thanks, comrades!
--Kerry
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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
Since you handle the fitting room nightmares, perhaps FitFashionista would work? lol
Posted by: Rose | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 04:41 PM
I've been waiting for an opportunity like this.
Slab Bulkhead
Fridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bold Bigflank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bolt Vanderhuge
Thick McRunfast
Blast Hardcheese
Buff Drinklots
Trunk Slamchest
Fist Rockbone
Stump Beefgnaw
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chunkman
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Slate Slabrock
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Sidecheek
Punch Sideiron
Gristle McThornBody
Slake Fistcrunch
Buff Hardback
Bob Johnson
Blast Thickneck
Crunch Buttsteak
Slab Squatthrust
Lump Beefrock
Touch Rustrod
Reef Blastbody
Big McLargeHuge
Smoke Manmuscle
Beat Punchbeef
Pack Blowfist
Roll Fizzlebeef
Posted by: Aoirann | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 05:08 PM
@Aoirann: rofl
I would go with Fitting Room Bitch :P
Posted by: Kat | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 07:46 PM
I have a few for you.
"If the Room Fits"
"Roomical Fitness"
"I Feel Fitty"
"Awkward Fit"
"In the Fitter"
"Fit to Be Roomed"
OK, that's it, I'm all punned out... for now!
Posted by: severus6 | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 08:05 PM
You may recall Kevin Federline's nickname in the media being K-Fed for a while.
Well, you are Kerry Fittingroom, so I suggest K-Fit.
Posted by: Sam | Monday, March 28, 2011 at 10:19 PM
I was going to suggest Bitch Fits, because of the delicious triple pun. You work in a fitting room, the piggy customers throw fits when you "mistreat" them, and when you see the mess they finally leave behind, it gives one fits :)
Posted by: snuzzle | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 05:10 AM
Sparkleshine Candypants?
The Lady McAwesomehat?
Posted by: Skittles | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 05:35 AM
I like K-Fit. Bitch Fits is good too.
Posted by: Misanthropic Barista | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 06:31 AM
Kreativitätstörung.
Posted by: MrCreazil | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 07:18 AM
@Aoirann HAHAHAHAHA. Each one made me laugh harder than the last!
Posted by: Tina | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 08:37 AM
Khol Miner?
Posted by: NC Tony | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 09:38 AM
Haha thanks guys! My favorites so far are Roomical Fitness, K-Fit, and Bitch Fits. If there are more, keep em comin! I'll have to decide which one I like best!
Posted by: The Writer/Photographer Formerly Known As Kerry | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 01:15 PM
McCrezil, haha I just found out what that means. It also fits me well. =P
Posted by: The Writer/Photographer Formerly Known As Kerry | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 03:04 PM
MrCreazil* sorry >.<
Posted by: The Writer/Photographer Formerly Known As Kerry | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 03:05 PM
Fitting room fiend
Posted by: S | Tuesday, March 29, 2011 at 06:48 PM