Such as the dumbass that came through my line at the tomorrowland hot dog stand today. =| I'm ringing up people, he comes up and orders, blah blah blah.
After he orders, this is what happens:
MM: "Okay, your total is $xx.54."
DB(Douchebag): "Okay, but here's 50 cents."
MM: "Uhm, it's fifty FOUR cents."
DB: "I know... here's fifty cents."
I shrug, don't take it since it wouldn't really DO anything, and give him his change.
DB: "Dude, I didn't want you to give me so much change. That's why I was giving you fifty cents."
MM: "Yeah, but it was fifty FOUR cents."
DB: " I know! You would've only had to give me four cents! Don't worry, you still have time to go back to school!"
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN. I fucking SHOW this dingleberry that his TOTAL was 54 CENTS. NOT HIS CHANGE. I would've had to give him the 50 cents back anyway and he would have still gotten the 46 cents I gave him. You just did the math fucking BACKWARDS and I'M the one that needs to go back to school? Maybe you should take a GED course and learn how to fucking ADD AND SUBTRACT, because apparently FIRST GRADE didn't sink the fuck in.
>.o CHRIST, I was pissed. Why the fuck are people so stupid that they call you stupid when you point out that they're fucking wrong about something? GAH.
Until next time, faith, trust and pixie dust (caffeine) kids.