In the arcade I love to have fun with some of the stuff we have. We recently got a
puppet and me being a theatre person, like to put on a ventrioliquist act. Everyone laughs, especially when I sing happy birthday to the people wearing pins in an unnatural voice.
Then there was this hellspawn. He was wearing a birthday pin. Now, we don't have to give them anything other than say "Happy Birthday" but that gets lame and boring. I usually do the song with the puppet then oooh a piece of candy!
Hellspawn: So um, it is my birthday what do I get?
Me: *sings with the puppet*
Hellspawn: Ugh that is so retarded! *takes off my puppet and throws it*
Me: What kind of candy do you like?
Hellspawn: I want that lava lamp.
Me: I can't give you the lava lamp.
Me: Uhhh, no?
Hellspawn: I WANT THAT LAVA LAMP!
Me: 3500 tickets please.
Hellspawn: I'LL TELL MY MOMMY!
Me: Ok, you do that. Bye. And don't bother coming back please.
Hellspawn: FUCK YOU! *leaves*'
GAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAA rip my hair out.
But at Cosmo's a guest did give me pear cider because I looked dehydrated. Awesome points for me. The coworkers there have realized I will not put up with their shit anymore and know better not to cross me. Glad I got that worked out.
Keep strong RHUers.