Creepy Custy report From Huff Po:
A local man calling himself Mister PeePee is on a mission to masturbate in every Starbucks bathroom in New York City, and to photograph the results.
Starbucks Gossip reports PeePee, a self-described "big fan of Starbucks", revealed some details of his endeavor on a [now unavailable] podcast on the Glory Hole Radio Network:
"I've got to rate the bathroom on cleanliness," Mister PeePee said on The Glory Hole podcast, "and [note] if a person knocked on the door and interrupted me."
One of his associates wanted Mister PeePee to also rate "how hot the chicks were in the location -- customers and baristas" and "how frequently did someone try to open the door when you were trying to jerk off."
"And lastly, how was the coffee?" added the podcast co-host.
A December [and now protected] tweet from @MisterPeePee reads,"Today's Starbucks visit is rated as a 4 Boner. Spacious, clean, excellent coffee, strong wifi, no interruptions & 1 hot chick."
So who is MisterPeePee? And has the intrepid jerk-off visited a Starbucks bathroom near you?
Reached for comment and maybe a big reveal, a source at Glory Hole Radio tells us, "Mister PeePee is a legend amongst our fans and a private man. I'm just surprised such an old segment on our show is only getting attention now."
Looks like PeePee's identity will remain a mystery. Even a Foursquare account under his name seems to have disappeared, so it will be tough to determine which of the 298 New York locations he'll hit next. [UPDATE! Turns out PeePee's foursquare account still exists after all! It appears he fancies Starbucks in and around the Flatiron district.]
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Am I the only one who is thinking LOSER!
Posted by: MahiMahi | Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:43 PM
Oh my, what great a man! He will be remembered centuries after he leaves us for the heavenly coffee. The great Starbucks master Bater! To hold his hand would be an honor, to watch him perform would leave me forever scarred.
Now if you'll excuse me I'll just crawl back into my little hole and pretend to die.
Posted by: LucyTheMagicka | Thursday, October 27, 2011 at 11:48 PM
What a sick fuck. Wow...just...wow.
Yes, I'm actually speechless, for once.
Posted by: Svantus, the Wageslave Avenger | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 02:04 AM
Mister PeePee:"HEY, look at ME! I'm a PERVERT!"
Cop:"Okay. Turn around and put your hands behind your back. You have the right to remain silent..."
Posted by: Joe the Cigar Guy | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 06:23 AM
"everything you say can and will be used against you"
Posted by: LucyTheMagicka | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 08:46 AM
What is this I don't even...
Posted by: Damien | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 12:42 PM
"everything you say can and will be used against you"
Boobies!
Posted by: asdasdasd | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 12:58 PM
@MahiMahi,
No you aren't.
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 02:47 PM
I wonder if Starbucks has policy about cleaning up after spooge stalls?
Posted by: Queer Geek | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 04:35 PM
I dunno, he sounds like the kinda guy who would atleast have the common courtesy to clean up after he's done.
Posted by: Bosslave | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 04:39 PM
So... when can we expect an episode of SVU based on this guy?
Posted by: WMDKitty | Friday, October 28, 2011 at 06:01 PM
This guy has (upcoming pun fully intended) too much time on his hands (among other things).
Posted by: NC Tony | Saturday, October 29, 2011 at 12:05 AM
"Put you hands behind your back"...but don't make me touch you. Cops are NOT paid enough for this sort of...stuff?
Posted by: Book Baby | Tuesday, November 01, 2011 at 12:39 AM