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From Dottie:
I've been jobless since march and I'm seriously thinking about posting this in my developments laundry room with my phone number. It was my husbands idea, but I wrote it. It's kinda like being a whore but without sex. I hope you like it, I made it with extra comic sans and snark.
--Dottie
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This is, sadly, not the first time I've heard of this. There was a DJ once who paid one of the radio station interns to stand in line for the new iPad for him.
Posted by: Chicajojobe | November 16, 2011 at 04:54 AM
Dottie, that's both heartbreaking and friggin hilarious. If you lived in Jersey I'd pay you to come stand in line at my store and be nice.
Posted by: SurlyBarista | November 16, 2011 at 06:52 AM
I'd get rid of that 10% off thing. They're going to hold you to it.
Posted by: Hellbound Alleee | November 16, 2011 at 08:35 AM
Is that Comic Sans I see?
HATE
Posted by: Mr Creazil | November 16, 2011 at 12:35 PM
I wonder how many people will just see the heading and not read the body of the message and think it's serious.
Posted by: NC Tony | November 16, 2011 at 03:26 PM
I'm sincerely considering doing this in my building too. *laughs* Unemployment can drive a person to so dome crazy things!
Posted by: TechChewToy | November 16, 2011 at 03:32 PM
I'm just about ready to do the same thing...only, I'd charge an hourly rate...ten bucks an hour sounds about right. Plus whatever your shiny doohickey costs...since I'm sure as hell not giving up that much of the paycheck.
Posted by: ScanGunMonkey | November 17, 2011 at 09:57 PM
LOL! I should do that for the Bullseye next door. Just the standing part. No way I could do the buying part as I can't possibly make it to the back of the store before I was run over like a cattle stampede. Everybody wants electronics.
Posted by: Humor_Me | November 17, 2011 at 10:57 PM
That would totally get craiglist responses XD
Posted by: Wolfycat | November 19, 2011 at 10:23 AM