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Posted by: Damien | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 01:00 PM
This makes me super happy. It reminds me of one of our cooks who was cleaning out a toaster with a waffle pick(Long metal stick with a wooden handle), 'cause Corporate was coming in. One of the regulars jokingly told him he hoped he had unplugged the toaster first. The cook went "Oh, yeah!" and unplugged it. *Facepalm*
Stop! That waffle pick will shock you and the toaster will explode and we will all die in a massive fireball!
Posted by: KittyKatzchen | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 02:13 PM
Yeah, my idiot housemate used to put butter on the bread before putting it in the toaster. Almost burned the damn kitchen down; nice to smell something funky and then see 4 foot flames shooting out of the toaster under the cabinets. There went our security deposit. Twit.
Posted by: heavy melvanova | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 03:03 PM
I can see it now...
"Toasters: Revenge of the Breakfast" directed by Michael Bay.
Posted by: Kay | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 04:18 PM
Hey, melvanova, the fail wasn't in buttering the bread, but in not watching the toaster and/or setting it waaay too high.
Posted by: WMDKitty | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 09:34 PM
that toaster on "pee wee's big adventure" wanted revenge on pee-wee, but they decided to go with the bikers and large marge instead.
Posted by: mick waukee | Friday, November 11, 2011 at 11:13 PM
So wait, I'm confused. Is there any risk of the toaster exploding and killing us all in a massive fireball?
Posted by: NC Tony | Sunday, November 13, 2011 at 07:20 AM