From Let Them Eat Crack:
So RHU it is the season for holiday cheer and parties, this week we had our store Christmas party and we even had a super special guest in a big red suit played by none other than our own Riferous.
As I'm helping him pass out candy to all the little kids after they tell him what they want for Christmas a little girl comes and sits on his lap and decides she's going to play the part of the smartass spawn that she is and asks for a pony.
When questioned about where she would even keep a horse we asked if there was anything else she might like, the following happened:
Me: would you like anything else? A new car, a dirt bike...or maybe a new little sister?
Spawn, without missing a beat: I want a pony, and besides my mom's tubes are tied so no more babies!
Rif and I are speechless and just start laughing. We took this as a sign that Santa needed to head back to the North Pole and he and his little elf needed to head back to the bar.
--Let Them Eat Crack
Ho ho holy shit!
Posted by: Riferous | Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 03:25 PM
Awesome kid!
Posted by: WMDKitty | Thursday, December 22, 2011 at 05:21 PM
LOL!
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Friday, December 23, 2011 at 05:13 AM
Out of the mouths of babes.
Posted by: Laughing Barista | Friday, December 23, 2011 at 07:21 PM
No secrets in that house!
Posted by: Humor_Me | Saturday, December 24, 2011 at 07:17 AM
MANY years ago, when my mom had her tubes tied, I told all the neighbors that she'd been spayed. She still brings that up at times.
Posted by: susan | Sunday, December 25, 2011 at 07:51 PM