My store was robbed while I was away on my trip. My part closes at 8 PM, bus the gas station is open 24h. One of my favourite coworkers was working when two men came in, placed knives on the counter and demanded the money. I’m not too sure of the details, but I know they came behind the counter and took all the money that was in the safe. One of my good friends works on that side and she worked the shift after the robbery.
Obviously, she was the first one there after it happened, I guess she basically jumped out of her car the second she saw Amazing!Girl sitting in the cop cruiser sobbing. My friend was able to watch the tape, and when she tried to tell me the details, she started crying. I’m not even sure if I want to hear what happened, I haven’t heard from Awesome!Girl and she called in for the rest of the week. They did apprehend the men though, since they were dumb enough to try to rob another store right down the street (And steal all the rolled coin, try to look nonchalant carrying all that, dumbasses). Fucking assholes, I hope they get tied to some train tracks. I just really hope that Awesome!Girl is ok. That’s definitely a terrifying thing to have to go through.
And now, the most recent realization I have come to in my life. I don’t hate children (Well, ok, I do a little) it’s the idiotic dickbag parents who can’t pry themselves away from themselves to control their larvae while in public.
I worked the day before I left for my trip and instead of dragging my giant suitcase to work then to my boyfriend’s, I just dropped it off at his house before I went to work. Unfortunately, I also dropped off my wallet with it, which meant that I had no money for food, and my boyfriend started work an hour after me, so he wasn't able to bring my wallet to me. However, one of my amazing managers made cookies and she left me two before she was finished her shift. They weren’t giant cookies or anything, but they looked delicious and I figured they would hold me over until the end of my shift when I could get some lunch.
Since we don’t have breaks, we have a small counter where we keep our food and our drinks so we can just eat whenever we get hungry. It’s lower than the front counter and a bit to the side. Customers can see it, but it’s behind the napkin holder and straws and such. It was very busy that day so my manger was in the back doing the second bake, ergo, we didn’t have a lot of donuts left. My coworker and I were shooting the shit when the son ran up and demanded a donut.
I told him that the only ones we had left were the plain… And this is where it all goes to hell.
I had my cookies sitting on top of the paper bag they were in, I was literally about to eat them before they came in. This little fucking shithead proceeds to half climb over the fucking counter, grab them and shoves one in his fat little fucking face. I had no fucking idea what to do, I just stood there in shock that a fatass child would actually do this! Then I started thinking that it was another 6 hours before I could have any fucking food and I was hungry as tits.
That’s what the dad wandered over and asked me how much the cookies were. I fucking lost it.
Me: “Those were mine! They’re not for sale! Your child just ate one, that was my entire lunch!”
Fucknose: “Oh, well, he didn’t eat the other one.”
Me: ‘SO!? I DON’T KNOW WHERE HIS HANDS HAVE BEEN, IT’S GOING TO BE THROWN OUT NOW! HE JUST CLIMBED OVER THE COUNTER AND TOOK THEM!”
Fucknose: “Well, he has a learning disability.”
And he just left it at that, he grabbed his shit-for-brains child and left. I was so angry that I could have sworn I shat out tiny versions of Satan.
But this is what pissed me off even more (Ok, not really, I wanted those fucking cookies), my coworker defended the shit!
Her: “Well, the father did say he has a learning disability.”
Me: “SO!? I DON’T GIVE A FLYING FIDDLER’S ASSHOLE! I FUCKING HATE PARENTS. YOU NEED TO CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN. FUCK!”
Her: “You should have a heart.”
And then my head exploded and my ghost is typing this.
Now, a small story of revenge!
I was working with the new woman a few days ago. I love her SO much, I trained her a few weeks ago when she first started and she actually caught on! SHE'S SMART AND FUNNY AND I LOVE HER. Plus, she called work the day before my trip, just to tell me to have a good time. How sweet is that!?
Anyways, this giant fucking asshole comes through the Drive Thru and before I can even open my mouth to ask "Hi, how may I help you?" He shouts "HELLO!? HELLLOOOOO!?"
My coworker and I share a look of "What the fucking fuck?" then she asks if she can help him. The man specifically asked for a medium regular and a large regular, then drove up before either of us could ask "Is that everything?"
Of course he was a rich asshole driving a brand new Mercedes. Only the assholes have decent money, right? I prepared the coffees, but when I went to hand them out, the guy said "The medium is decaf, right!?" Keep in mind he absolutely did NOT ask for a decaf. He only asked for a medium and a large regular. I apologized and handed him the large and told him that I would fix the medium.
But then he starts bitching to the passenger "I can't believe these people find jobs! How the fuck can you fuck up a cup of coffee!? What a dumb bitch! I just wanted decaf!" Then I heard the passenger say "You didn't ask for decaf.." The asshole kept ranting saying that "they should know what I want anyways! Normal coffee keeps me awake all night and gives me terrible stomach pains!" So I turned around and poured a decaf coffee.. But handed him out the same normal coffee I set down. HA! Take that asshole.
Him: "This is decaf, right!?"
Me: "Yup! Have a great day! =D"
My coworker looked at me and said "If you didn't do that, I would have."
I hope the fucker died.