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January 17, 2012

Hellmart Christmas Clearance: Santa's Balls Candy Dispenser

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From College Bookstore Slave: Shopping at my local Wal-Fart the other day, I came across this brilliant gem. Please ignore the slight fuzziness. My 4 year old was with me and I didn't want him to question why mommy was taking pics of Santa candy...

Now you can enjoy Santa's sweet Christmas balls! Maybe you'll even hit the jackpot!


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Joi

Isn't it time to tell him about Santa's balls and "too many bees"?

http://www.yousuckatcraigslist.com/?p=2289

Enjoy!

Posted by: Joi | January 17, 2012 at 03:25 AM

Brayn

It's like every single 'Something special in Santa's sack' joke all collided and turned into a cheap toy. Glorious.

Posted by: Brayn | January 17, 2012 at 05:11 AM

Drug Store Diva

I need that to put next to my pooping reindeer jelly bean dispenser

Posted by: Drug Store Diva | January 17, 2012 at 09:11 AM

Queer Geek

Darn, I was hoping for nuts.

Posted by: Queer Geek | January 17, 2012 at 10:28 AM

NC Tony

Are they Chocolate Salty Balls?

Posted by: NC Tony | January 17, 2012 at 04:05 PM

Duke of URL

And then there's the singing, candy-pooping Holidays Penguin. Sorry, didn't get a picture. I'll see if there's any left tomorrow when I get to work and maybe take a pic.

Posted by: Duke of URL | January 17, 2012 at 09:54 PM

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