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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
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Whoever programmed that ATM with Cockney rhyming slang is amazing and I want them to re-tinker with all the banks' machines in the country immediately XD
To those outside the UK, yes this rhyme slang is a real linguistic thing, sadly dying down in usage, and I recommend picking up some phrases for hilariously confused conversations with friends.
Posted by: Pixie | Monday, June 18, 2012 at 02:56 AM
I can't wait for the chaos these cause come the Olympics, when London is full of tourists :)
Posted by: Kittycow | Monday, June 18, 2012 at 03:22 AM
"Honey, this ATM just called me an asshole!"
Posted by: NC Tony | Monday, June 18, 2012 at 08:44 AM
...I don't understand at all.
Posted by: derrr | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 07:10 AM
Charlie Sheen = Screen
Fleet Street = Sheet
Sausage & Mash = Cash
Dog & Bone = Phone
Posted by: Snowbody | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 02:41 PM
Ah. I was missing the "Charlie Sheen" and "Fleet Street" ones.
At the top, "Sky Rocket" is "Pocket", while "Rattle & Tank" is (of course) "Bank".
Posted by: RDM | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 04:06 PM
I love Cockney rhyming slang. :)
Posted by: Beatles4Life | Tuesday, June 19, 2012 at 04:07 PM
I read a Dick Francis book that referred to this. Too bad I couldn't bring my books with me when I moved, I could dig through them and tell you which book it was.
Posted by: Humor_Me | Saturday, June 23, 2012 at 05:11 AM
may we expect more? need some ssnueel novel on d theme of adultery in politician, diplomates & corporate bigshot's life.
Posted by: Arturo | Friday, July 27, 2012 at 01:58 PM