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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
Yes, Crustys deserve it
Posted by: CharlieWhiskyMike | Monday, June 25, 2012 at 12:06 PM
Those rules should be standard in every store on the planet.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, June 25, 2012 at 04:05 PM
Unless they're a restaurant/bar in which case tap water should always be free... As is the case (at least in my city) where it's a condition of the premises licence to offer free tap water.
Posted by: Bob Brown | Monday, June 25, 2012 at 06:54 PM
No bum licking? WTF?
Posted by: NC Tony | Monday, June 25, 2012 at 06:58 PM
@NC Tony
i think its a synonym for "feet licking" or "feet kissing" to be servile
Posted by: CharlieWhiskyMike | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 04:01 AM
...and, as we all know, some custys will say, "I didn't think that applied to MEEEEEEE!"
Posted by: Joe the Cigar Guy | Tuesday, June 26, 2012 at 10:36 AM
It's arse/ass-licking/kissing/brown-nosing! :-D Bum is your backside in the UK and probably in Australia/Oz.
Posted by: Matty | Wednesday, June 27, 2012 at 03:52 PM
The only one I can't get behind is the "No Toilet". That just seems cruel.
Posted by: WMDKitty | Thursday, June 28, 2012 at 11:39 PM