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The Last Archimedean

Your stories are always entertaining. Keep 'em coming.

How did the girl with the 24-JJ chest manage to stand upright? No wonder she was whiny, her back probably hurts like a bastard from supporting those things!

Seal skin kayaks? Really? I don't know what's wrong with some people. Although the best answer to that came from Cameron Poe when Baby-O asked that question about Garland Greene: Poe replied with "My first thought would be... a lot."

Mcarp555

Dude: "Well you don't know SHIT!"

Joe [maintaining eye contact]: "I know it when I see it"

NC Tony

Okay, maybe the women out there can explain this, but why, why, why, why, why for the love of Arkvoodle do women wear tops that show off a generous amount of boobage, and then get mad when people look? If you put them out there, we (mostly men but women too) will look at them. If you don't want us looking at them, then cover them bad boys up!

trekkiebabe31

Tony, I always wondered that too! Don't get it so much at B&N but back when I worked at a party store we'd get women who came in wearing no bra and the shirts that look like vests, wide open, and they'd always lean on the counter. What cracked me up about it was that they always flirted with our male cashiers, including the obviously gay ones!

hellraiser

I get the impression that seal skin guy had been through a lot of powdery white baggies lately.
As to the cleavage question, there's really no excuse, but I think part of the reason is that some girls don't think of their cleavage as a sexual characteristic. Women aren't as visually driven as men, so for us boobs are a bit like elbows. They exist, but who has the time to think about them? Add that to the growing percentage of women's shirts sold that are, ahem, of an immodest cut, and you get a world where showing off a fair bit of cleavage becomes normal. That's my theory, anyway.

Chicajojobe

I'm going to echo the "seal skin kayak guy was high" thought.

The question about why women wear low cut tops but get mad when you look. Well, a lot don't. Trust me, women know what they're doing when they wear something that shows of cleavage. It takes effort to get the right look, so if you go to the trouble then you want people to look.
However, when you aren't purposefully trying to show off your cleavage is when it gets irritating. If you have bigger boobs they they'll be noticeable no matter what you wear. Want proof? Watch a few episodes of 2 Broke Girls. I'm straight, but Kat Denning's boobs catch my attention every time. It's especially irritating when someone like a customer, a co-worker, or your boss is doing so instead of listening to what you're saying, or when someones leers for a prolonged period of time.

Although, the girl from Joe's story is definitely in the 'knows what she's doing' category. The only reason anyone wears a tube top is to show off.
And on that subject, a busty girl wearing horizontal stripes? No, seriously, no! Everyone should know better than that!

Book Baby

WHY didn't you take pics? THEN you'd have proof! ROFLMAO

Humor_Me

I've never thought of myself as THAT busty, except to myself. If I had my choice, I'd be smaller because they are a fucking pain in the ass. They get hot in the summer, and when I had full-blown psoriasis, it was a mess trying to find a bra that didn't irritate the skin underneath. Given a choice, I'd have breast reduction. Women who walk around with breasts so big they look like freaks (because they get HUGE breast enlargements) do themselves no favors. People make all sorts of assumptions about you and then you get mad about it. Well, DUH!

Fortune Cookie

I must diagree with Hellraiser. Boobs are not like elbows. I don't particularly enjoy elbows more than the next person, but I like boobies o.o And I am a straight girl. There's just something hypnotic about boobs. As for the looks. People who flaunt them, as this girl obviously did, WANT the looks. I have big boobs and when I don't want the looks I wear something higher cut or closed.

Hellbound Alleee

It's because they don't cut shirts in sizes that can accommodate bigger breasts. If you buy a bigger size, it ends up looking pretty horrible, and face it, most women do not like to have to buy shirts in a much bigger size. You got 'em, you got 'em, you live with it, and sometime, just SOMETIMES a woman likes to be regarded as a human being; not a walking mammary gland. I'm sure if they could afford it and the temp wasn't upwards of 90 degrees in some places during the summer or spring, they'd always wear a blazer. But who REALLY wants to have to wear a blazer EVERY TIME they go out?

I don't think every woman who wears a revealing shirt has some kind of ulterior motive to catch a man in the act just so she can bitch at him.

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