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CharlieWhiskyMike

Haven't they earned enough money with Elvis Presley. Is it really necessary to disgrace him by showing this pants. A real Elvis Fan would boycott an auction like this.

Potatohead

A real Elvis Fan would buy the pants, then find a way to lift the DNA embedded in them and clone Elvis.

Kristina

Um no and ew. For some reason I suspect these briefs will be finding a new home in Japan somewhere.

CheltenhamDude

Something about this smells (and I'm not talking about the underwear) - I think I read someone once that Elvis was wearing an adult-nappy when he was doing the white-jumpsuit look in Vegas (neccessary because of all the years of drug abuse).

NC Tony

The funny thing is I heard about this this morning. The local rock radio station's morning show (Woody and Wilcox for those of you in the Charlotte area) have segment called "Mel's Six Pack: Five things you need to know and one you don't." Guess where this fell.

Queer Geek

Oh...um...ewwwww!

Jami

I love Elvis' music, am okay with most of his movies. I even have visited Graceland.

I would not want a pair of his dirty, urine stained underpants. I'm getting sick to my stomach just looking at the picture.

Ted the 'flayer

CheltenhamDude: Not quite. He had a genetic bowel disorder which gave him severe chronic constipation. To maintain his health, he had to take industrial-grade laxatives to get his bowels moving. The drug abuse didn't HELP, but he was born with the issues that got worse as he aged.

You know how sometimes he'd look like he dropped 20 pounds since his last show? That was poop weight, my friends. When he died (on a barber's chair, not the toilet), he had over 20 pounds of fecal matter in his colon.

This has been your disgusting trivia for the day...

Skittles

@Potato Head
no cloning Elvis is not the fans job that's for the aliens to do.

@Ted The Flayer
Elvis was found dead on the floor of a bathroom not on toilet or a barber's chair.

The Last Archimedean

With all the conspiracy theories out there about Elvis not really dying when they said he did, saw a great bumper sticker today as I was driving home... it read "Honk if you ARE Elvis."

Supposedly, his corpse was "sweating" in the coffin [dead bodies don't sweat, but wax melts in hot weather.]

NC Tony

Elvis is living in a trailer park with Jimmy Hoffa, Marylin Monroe and Jim Morrison. Or if you've ever seen the movie "Bubba Ho-Tep" he's living in a retirement home in Texas under the name Sebastian Haff.

Kristina

@NC Tony: Its better than the Southern Vampire/True Blood answer: Elvis is "alive" as a vampire named Bubba, who only drinks cat's blood. Sings on occasion and generally has to be kept out of sight of humans otherwise new round of Elvis sightings.

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