Hellspawn Bites Custy and Bad Mom Gets Unusual Response

From Sickipedia:

I found this hilarious little gem during my morning facebook stalk! Enjoy!

"Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters.

Yes, those little monters that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery shopping. He broke the fucking skin, too.

This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little shits teeth as he was grinning at me like the little cunt he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "SHIT! SHIT!"

Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "FUCK! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! FUCK!" By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz Mom appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid.

Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "Miss, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm, I'm FUCKING HIV POSITIVE."

And now there is silence.

Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just fucked up big time because his mum isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed.

I walk away from them, buy my shit from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor.

And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mother sobbing. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob"

--Sickipedia

 

Comments

[The Last Archimedean]

Wow.

There... are.. no... words.

[GorditoGuapo]

Wow.

There... are.. no... words.

To show my gratitude for this awesome way to get
back at the hellspawnage and their parents.

[CharlieWhiskyMike]

How can the hellspawn reach the calf with his mouth. Was he crouching on the floor. And he Must bitten really hard to hurt the Skin to bleeding.

[Queer Geek]

WTF?

I'm speechless!

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[Lamer]

I feel bad for the employees having to clean up blood since it's a biohazard.

But fucking props. And I'm a mom. I just don't get how you let your child bite someone else.

[Nomnom]

This is hilarious. Even though it's practically downright cruel.

[~Bookstore Slave]

Hahahaha! I've heard this one before. I've already made a mental note to use it if any hellspawn bite me.

[InSecurity]

Niiiice. Gotta remember that one. I think Hepatitis C would work as well!

[KittyKatzchen]

Noted. Planned. Doing it. Cruel? Yes. But it'll teach that mom a fucking lesson about controlling her crotch fruit.

[candieaddict]

I feel for the employees that have to clean up after you now. You shoulda taken care of your blood before you went dripping through the store. Wow.

But, the kid shouldn't be biting. How did he get that close without you noticing? Strange.

[Diane]

I guess I'm in the minority in not thinking there's anything cruel about this. "Cruel" is doing something like this without reason. This is more "deserved".

[perky]

That is so awesome!!!

[ScanGunMonkey]

This makes me laugh every time I see it. :3

[Luci F]

Dafuq is wrong with that mother?

[Terah]

@Candieaddict The top of the post says he saw this on Facebook, so it's not his experience. Still hilarious, though. I got bit by a hellspawn when I was 13 and the kid broke the skin, so I have NO SYMPATHY for these kinds of brats...

Love it!

[candieaddict]

@Terah I was saying "you" in general, not to them specifically lol

[TimmieHoe]

hahaha I have seen this post before but still makes me feel awesome :D I seriously was going to use it when I was clothes shopping and this kid came out of nowhere to bite me D: Thankfully he did not get near me as his mother had him on them child leashes (I did not see her behind the rack of clothes). The kid did the "reach the end of the rope and get pulled back and fall" thing. LOL

[TechTiger]

It's a rather old story, but it's still pretty good. Good lesson in 'control your crotch droppings'.

[Kristina]

@Candie as a parent I can honestly say its surprising how ninja quite lil brats can be when they are up to trouble.

[CurrentlyUnemployeed]

Maybe a vague enigmatic thing they made up or can't pronounce would've been better suited. Still gets the job done.
AIDS however, has a reputation people really recognise. I think it was going too far

[Skittles]

Amazing! That is all I can think to say A-m-a-z-i-n-g!

[Aunty]

I've been seeing this for years and I still love it so much.

[NC Tony]

It's better than the knee jerk reaction to backhanding the little shit across the store.

[Bitch Boy]

1) Children, when they want to, can be very ninja-like indeed (as Kristina pointed out).

2) I blame the mother for the child biting people. When my son was 3 he decided that it would be "funny" (his word, not mine) to bite my arm. I bit him right back, on the arm. Even though he drew blood, I did not. But he learned something from the experience: biting hurts people. He is now 6; he has never attempted it again.

3) I blame the mother for allowing her child to roam free. My son learned very early (2 years old) to always hold my hand in the store and if I need to let go, that he is to hold onto the shopping cart and not let go of it until I take his hand. At age 6, he now enjoys helping me push the cart.

This could have all been avoided if only parents would actually grow up and teach (and discipline) their offspring.