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The cat in that picture looks pissed. "Why the fuck did you put this damn thing on my head? As soon as you reach to take it off, I'm turning your hand into shredded beef!" If I tried that with my cats, they'd find a way to get the damn thing off their head and then destroy it.
Posted by: NC Tony | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 11:32 AM
"Cats love it!"
The cat looks so much like it wants to kill the photographer.
Posted by: Vantalbar | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 12:54 PM
I dunno about other peoples' cats, but if I'd ever tried that with ours, not only would I be cornering the market in bandages, but the unicorn cat-hat wouldn't still be either inflated OR inflatable.
As Jay Leno says, "Your cat isn't going to wear that!"
Posted by: Bored at the Bookstore | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 03:39 PM
Take it from a cat -- that foolishness will NOT be tolerated and WILL be met with pointy-ends. And teefs. And you'll probably find dead things in your shoes for at least a week.
Posted by: WMDKitty | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 05:46 PM
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Posted by: Clubwear Manufacturer | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 06:55 PM
I know of no cat that would tolerate having that abomination on its head.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 09:22 PM
Why the hell would you even WANT to give your cat a unicorn horn? I agree that it would become rather perforated, as would my arms, if I tried to put that on my cat.
Methinks that it would be better suited to other activities regarding a different sort of...er..."cat"
Posted by: Spritzy | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 09:27 PM
My cat is on my lap staring askance at this picture.
I think that says it all.
Posted by: Lita | Sunday, September 23, 2012 at 10:46 PM
I want to see the end result of someone attempting to put this on a tiger.
Posted by: Skittles | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 01:30 AM
Wish I'd known about this earlier. I had a coworker that loved the idea of 'catacorns', so I bought a stuffed cat and sewed a horn-like bead on its head for her. (Then her boyfriend's daughter really liked it, so I made another one.)
Posted by: Book Diver | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 05:43 AM
No you don't, Skittles, unless you like pictures of a dead human who has been disemboweled by a tiger's claw.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 07:30 AM
Kitteh wishes it were a real horn, and thus useful in expressing his fury at being degraded in such a manner.
Posted by: Quartz | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 11:16 AM
Hey, Skittles is onto something there! For crusties that piss us off, they have to attempt to tie one of those onto a tiger (or other big cat). If they survive with all of their limbs intact and minimal blood loss, they get a $50 gift card.
Posted by: NC Tony | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 01:41 PM
For that I think they should get a $100 gift card, NCT. But I like the basic idea!
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, September 24, 2012 at 05:20 PM
@TLA I'm not particularly bothered by blood and guts so long as the person is the author of their own destruction.
Posted by: Skittles | Tuesday, September 25, 2012 at 12:25 AM