"These underpants are conveniently compressed into a compact pellet. Just soak them with water momentarily and they’ll loosen up so that you can pull them apart! And remember, it's better to have damp underpants than no underpants at all! Each 2-1/2" round tin contains one pellet of disposable unisex underpants. Fits most children and small adults."
I... I just... I mean...it... No. Just... no...
Anyone who buys these things has NEVER gone swimming in their underwear or worn a swimsuit. "Better wet than not at all." Go to hell. Go stright to hell and tell the Devil I'm coming for him.
Have you EVER worn a standard pair of underwear and gotten them wet at the beach or a river or a lake? Rides up so hard that you can TASTE that son of a bitch for daaayyys.
And that's not counting the unlocky sod born male. I don't know about you, but I suspect that anything that rides up the crack can ride up the sack, and I can just IMAGINE the full frontal wedgie given to any man unlucky enough to wear wet, cheap ass, instant panties. Does the phrase "split the twins" mean anything at all to you gentlemen? And... you know, maybe it's the horribly wrinkled appearance of the undies in the video, but those look like ruffles...
Gentlemen, tell me how eager you are to wear panties with RUFFLES?! And yes, I'm being deliberately facetious, because you can't give those things a masculine label of "tighty whities" or even "underwear." Thems be "panties" and there's no ifs, ands or "butts" about it. I wouldn't be caught dead wearing those, and I'm pretty sure no guy in his right mind would put on something that would feel like wet toilet paper with girlie gathers at the hems.
May all your customers be nice,