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Hehe, I always like stuff like this. Provide some entertainment and get a discount.
There was an ice cream place back home that would give you a discount if you danced at the window for 1 minute.
At least it's better than most people's strategy of whine like spoiled baby in hopes of getting a discount.
Posted by: Chicajojobe | Monday, October 08, 2012 at 08:47 AM
I like this idea, even though I have no clue how to imitate Mr. Connery's voice.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Monday, October 08, 2012 at 09:14 AM
Shimple, Mishter Archimedean. Go for Scottish with a hint of the Cayman Islands. :)
Posted by: Kittycow | Monday, October 08, 2012 at 10:31 AM
I would get 10% off every time I walked in there. I do a pretty decent Connery, it comes from having seen every Connery Bond film and having most of them on DVD.
Posted by: NC Tony | Monday, October 08, 2012 at 01:14 PM
AND you will make all the ladies (and some guys) swoon every time that voice is heard!
Posted by: Book Baby | Tuesday, October 09, 2012 at 12:51 AM
Tony, I have the entire Bond collection (on tape and DVD, but mostly on tape, so I have two sets of tapes) up to Casino Royale. Daniel Craig may be a good action/adventure star, but he is NOT a good Bond, so I don't have any of his and refuse to start my collection again till they make someone else Bond.
Other than that, I would suck at the accent, but would shoot for it just for the 10% off.
Posted by: Humor_Me | Thursday, October 11, 2012 at 02:20 AM