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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
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Does this also count for hiding from your parents?
Posted by: Wmdkitty | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 at 02:54 AM
I can't help but think of the Shoe cartoon where Irving is at Roz's and his wife Irma calls.
Roz [on phone wioth Irma]: "Yes, Irma, I'll give Irving the message."
[She hangs up the phone, takes Irving's full mug of beer and sloshes it into his face.]
Roz [to Irving]: "It's not verbatim, but you've got the general idea."
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 at 03:28 AM
"tell ole I ain't here he better git on home..."
Posted by: susan | Tuesday, October 02, 2012 at 04:16 AM
@susan: that's exactly what my grandma would say.
Alternatively, "well if he ain't there I'm glad (insert name of strange guy) is here to keep me company". Also good "well if he ain't there I guess his supper ain't here and he'll HUNGRY when he's sleeping on the porch"
Posted by: bellflowermoonfish | Friday, October 05, 2012 at 06:19 AM
If I ever open a pub that's what I'll put at the door AND on the wall behind the bar.
Posted by: Tsuhna | Saturday, March 02, 2013 at 04:05 AM