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Greetings Curious Scroller,
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That's not how I heard it. I always thought they'd eat the skinny blondes first.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 01:50 PM
^Nah, too much gristle. It's the office workers who need to watch out, being stuck in a cubicle all day turns you into human veal.
Posted by: Nocturnesthesia | Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 07:17 PM
Heh. When I worked for the Big Blue HAL, there was someone who had a picture on the wall... 'Veal Pen: 10x4'. Office cubicle: 6x6'"
Posted by: TechTiger | Tuesday, October 23, 2012 at 07:44 PM
I guess they must be Spider Robinson fans.
Posted by: Skittles | Wednesday, October 24, 2012 at 01:58 AM
Nah, the aliens are vegetarians. They're going to use the fatties for breeding stock, which we won't mind so much as they're awesome and attentive in bed, and they'll use the physically fit as slave labor.
Posted by: The Singing Library Clerk | Wednesday, October 24, 2012 at 08:09 AM