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We like to keep our Customers close to our BOSOM, thus we make sure to TEAT them well and give them plenty of SUPPORT! Why no, I have no idea why you would think we were BUSTING with innuendos! By the way, it's a TITTY bit NIPPLEY out here, we BREAST move our discussion indoors. By the way, in our produce section, our MELONS can't get any riper or rounder. Give them a feel!
(Am I going to hell? I think I am...)
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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
I'm Freddy, Crypt Keeper of Retail Hell Underground RHU -- a place for service slaves to have a voice, tell their story, support each other, or just have a chuckle about the insanity of working in the 10th Circle of Hell! I'm also the author of "Retail Hell," the funny memoir about life as a handbag sales associate at an upscale department store! The sequel, "Return To The Big Fancy," has just been released in hardcover and e-reader and is available wherever books are sold!
Hell is where all the best people go anyway, Ilia. Send me where Jagger and Ozzy are going and Kurt already is because I'd rather not hang with Donny and Marie.
In any case, that's an eye-catching display. If my GF was wearing that outfit on the right I'd lose control of myself, roar like a lion and claw it off her. I don't know what this store is selling but I'd be heading inside to find out.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 01:03 AM
What I want to know is why there is a sexy Monster High costume? My 11 year old niece plays with those dolls! They shouldn't produce a costume of any of the characters for anyone over the age of 13.
Posted by: photoslave | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 07:25 PM
photoslave: They're made into costumes since they're HUGE in the world of customizing dolls. So to dress like a doll would be awesome... (search deviantart for customized MH dolls and you'll be amazed)
Posted by: NumismaticNerd | Friday, November 02, 2012 at 02:18 PM
I love customizing MH dolls, but that picture IS the kid's version, they don't make adult version of the MH costumes. yet. at least that frankie costume doesn't show any chest, that's how you know its the kid's version.
Posted by: maya marie | Friday, November 02, 2012 at 06:15 PM
@photoslave seriously you don't like it so it shouldn't exist? Go fuck yourself and take your self righteousnes with you.
Posted by: Skittles | Monday, November 05, 2012 at 02:15 AM
It's known that money makes us free. But what to do when someone doesn't have money? The one way is to receive the home loans and secured loan.
Posted by: ZimmermanBettie | Friday, November 09, 2012 at 02:05 AM