A Horrible Thing Has Happened: The Just-In Beaver Sex Doll

Hello fellow RHU'ers! Arch Guy here with something that has to be seen to believe. I was looking at a Facebook post from one of my local radio station, and what is it I find? A Justin Bieber Sex Doll! When I saw this I literally think my brain shattered into 1 million tiny pieces.

 

From E Online:

Ever wanted a piece of Justin Bieber? An enterprising adult store now wants to make sure you get every last inch of him.

Naughty Beliebers, behold: the Justin Bieber blow-up sex doll!

Or, rather—cough, cough—it's the "Just-in Beaver Love Doll," which bears an uncanny resemblance to the pop star, minus his trademark tattoos and plus, well, a whole lot more.

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The item, which is being hawked by Pipedream Products, retails for $26 and sports a box that proudly blares, "I'm not gay! (OK maybe a lil')" while imploring, "I wanna be your boy toy!"

On it, a bare-chested Biebs look-alike puts on his best come-hither look while rocking a cocked baseball cap.

The product's description itself defies any G-rated excerpting, but we can tell you that the manufacturer promises that the "Beave-ster doesn't have this effect just on women–he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off."

Biebs shows off his biceps

There you go: a product with broad market appeal.

We've reached out to Biebs' camp for comment, but you can bet the product won't stay on shelves for long: It comes from the same folks who created a similar Miley Cyrus-inspired sex doll, which was quickly, ahem, yanked.

via www.eonline.com

 

Comments

[LaserSpawn]

OMG, i know what older teen beiber fans will be begging mommy and daddy for for christmas!

[Spritzy]

And I thought the JB duck tape was bad. : http://www.staples.com/Duck-Tape-Brand-Duct-Tape-Justin-Bieber-188-x-10-Yards/product_984907?cid=PS:GooglePLAs:984907&KPID=984907

[MahiMahi713]

UGH, All kinds of wrong! Still, can't say we didn't see it coming. It's pretty creepy when Magazines and whatnot print captions like FINALLY 18 about celebrities that just turned legal, because we all know it's an excuse for older people to feel okay to start having sexual fantasies of their celebrity crushes or even feel ok that the fantasies they HAVE been having are finally okay. Atleast some people wait.

And to LaserSpawn: How many younger teens will try and get their hands on this. You know how crazy some of this guy's fans are. If I were him, I'd tell them exactly what I thought of those crazy fans. All of you are absolutely off your rockers, you all need to get your heads checked because I am pretty sure you are psychotic. Stop hating on My GF just because she isn't you and stop pretending my last name is yours, it is never going to happen, you sad, pathetic little excuse of a human being.
Seriously, how does he handle the crazy ones?

[The Last Archimedean]

The Mayan apocalyse can't get here fast enough.

What in Zeus's name would make ANYONE think this was a good idea?

[Skittles]

This is hilarious and awesome. I honestly can't think of a better prank gift besides maybe the blow up sheep sex doll.

[Chicajojobe]

Thank God people are creeped out by this!
I think that he is actually 18 now, but still it's freaking weird.

[LaserSpawn]

mahimahi: that's why i said what i did earlier.
and the real kicker is, some parents may just buy it for their kid to get them to shut up, and we all know which parents those will be

[NC Tony]

Why aren't his fifteen minutes of fame over?

[Queer Geek]

It looks like they took Taylor Lautner's body and stuck his mug on it! Seriously, that skinny twink does not look that!