So RHU, which ones have you had to bite your tongue against saying?
For me:
#3, #7, #12, #16 and #22
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Greetings Curious Scroller,
If you've never landed in this part of cyber space before, you have taken a hard, fast plunge into the fiery depths of work hell. RHU is dedicated to giving the service worker a voice. If you are an angry customer, a corporate suite, a homophobic race-hater, and you don't like skull masks or swear words, this blog isn't for you. Click away now, before your ears bleed and your eyes explode.
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#6. #9. #10. #17. #18. #19.
Those or ones like em.
One I'd add: Just because I work here doesn't mean I KNOW where everything is, what's it called or how it works. But I could pretend and really piss YOU off by sending you home with the wrong thing for your sink.
Posted by: Finder Queen | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 12:33 PM
Lesse, #3, #6, #10, #15, #17, #20, #22, and #24.
Posted by: NC Tony | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 01:19 PM
I have actually said #6 and #17. Because if I hadn't, my boss, who was standing right next to me, would have.
Posted by: The Last Archimedean | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 04:15 PM
"I am NOT a psychic baby sitter!"
"My name is not Charles Xavier. You have to tell me what you want."
"Give me the library card already, you time wasting twizzle stick."
"Have you ever heard of mouthwash? Showering? Antiperspirant?"
"If you won't quit smoking for your health will you at least quit smoking before the over whelming reak of old cigarette/pipe/cigar smoke wafting off you makes me projectile vomit all over you?" (I can get a bit sensitive to the smell, seriously, and have gotten extremely ill after helping a smoker, especially heavy ones.)
Posted by: The Singing Library Clerk | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 07:08 PM