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1) If you think that's disturbing, wait till you see what's happening with the pineapple!
2) Ring ring ring banana phone!
3) Stop banana till the morning come! Daylight come and me wan' go home! Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana! (Admit it, you sang this one!)
4) And to your left is the Lime In The Coconut!
5) Submit your own!
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Greetings Curious Scroller,
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Maybe they're talking about bananas in car tailpipes? I hear that's a tradition on "Devil's Night" (30th October) in the USA...
Posted by: Dave-ros | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 01:09 PM
3) Stop banana till the morning come! Daylight come and me wan' go home! Come Mr. Tally man, tally me banana! (Admit it, you sang this one!)
Alright, alright! I admit it I sang this one and then sang the rest of the song too!
Posted by: Dakotah | Thursday, November 01, 2012 at 09:45 PM
Substitute KY jelly with avocados
Posted by: CharlieWhiskyMike | Friday, November 02, 2012 at 01:38 AM
I HAVE YOUR OFFERING, PRINCESS!
Posted by: Ted the Flayer | Friday, November 02, 2012 at 09:09 AM