- a large clearing in the woods,
- several rolls of duct tape,
- two (2) pounds of Jello (any flavor but the Mighty Thrognar prefers cherry), powdered form,
- several feet of baling wire,
- one (1) anvil,
- super glue,
- one (1) branding iron,
- three (3) cans of spray paint (any color),
- twelve (12) 2x4's,
- one (1) twenty (20) gallon fish tank,
- six (6) piranah
- and one (1) cactus.
Not surprisingly I already have a couple of questions that need answering:
I suspect my manager and several of my coworkers are conspiring behind my back to get me fired. If they are planning anything, they are being very careful so as not to get caught, I have no proof and don't want to seem like a rabble rouser if my fears are unfounded. What should I do?
- Confused in Canarsie
They are conspiring behind your back. Kill them, kill them all and bathe in their blood! THE MIGHTY THROGNAR COMMANDS IT!
Since November first my store has started playing Christmas music, the Christmas decorations have been up since the end of September, and the Thanksgiving merchandise has already been consolidated down to a small section in our seasonal department. Whatever happened to celebrating one holiday at a time?
- Sickened in Seattle
There are several solutions, you could take a sledgehammer to the Christmas decorations, you could set them on fire, you could give me the exact location and I could throw a lightning bolt, or you could give up all Earthly holidays and celebrate Thrognarmas! To drown out the Christmas music sing songs of my greatness. SING, THE MIGHTY THROGNAR COMMANDS IT!
I hope that helped, send all questions to me via the RHU Facebook page, once a week on either Friday or Saturday I will answer all questions here on the blog.
Thank you, and Hail Thrognar!