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Polo Necked Strip Mall Monkey

Nice analysis, Freddie. You're right - if the stupid stores weren't willing to be open, the stupid custys wouldn't be heading to the stores on Thanksgiving Day. Now, Thanksgiving Holiday - sharing a traditional meal with our families, perhaps watch the parade, some football - THAT is ENNOBLING. I grew up on memory on memory, year after year, and cherished each Thanksgiving. A simple holiday - and my favorite, because it is plain, and so fundamental to life for us to take a couple of hours to be philosophical enough to appreciate what is good about our lives, and be grateful for the love and fellowship and generosity that surrounds our immediate lives.

But to heck with being grateful for what you have - get out there and get some more shit you don't need! Storming a store to buy some stupid trinket - and we all see the disgraceful scenes of stampedes, with people literally being stomped to death, sucker punches, fist fights - this is IGNOBLING.

I thank God that I do not suffer the insatiable poverty of greed that would propel me from a warm and precious gathering of family and friends to a fucking STORE.

The 1950s that everyone likes to memorialize as the Golden Age of Family Life? No fucking stores were open on holidays - it would have been dishonorable and disgraceful.

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