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The Last Archimedean

If I lived near there I'd definitely stop by just because of the name. And if the food was good I'd stop by when I could afford it.

Dave-ros

Don't forget Pen Island (www.penisland.net), whose FAQ includes the following:

Q: Can I provide my own wood?
A: In most cases we can handle your wood. We do require all shipments to be clean, free of parasites and pass all standard customs inspections.

Madam K

We actually have a furniture shop in my town called Sofa King.

Where the prices are Sofa King Low!

NC Tony

Reminds me of an old fake radio ad for Dicken's Cider.

"Even grandma likes a good Hard Dicken's Cider!"

IxenHeart

Some people honestly have sticks up their butts. I honestly chuckled.

Evie

There's a pho restaurant in Southaven that has a contest to eat a huge bowl of pho, and if you finish it you become the Pho King and get a shirt that says Pho King Winner! :D

QuillWeave

Hey Evie, down here we have a pho restaurant named Pho King Way. ;D

Also a nearby burrito shack called Bad Azz Burritos. Nobody gave a damn when that opened up. It's a funny little name, and if your kids ask what it means you can distract them with the cute little burro logo.

"Daddy whassa Bad A-"
"OH WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT CUTE LITTLE DONKEY ON THE SIGN! :D "

Crisis averted.

Jason Thorn

When I lived in Louisiana, I would hear radio ads about "Hiney Wine" from the Hiney Winery in Kankton, with helpful advice like "always keep your Hiney in a bag."

"Hiney Wine...the wine that makes Kankton...Kankton."

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